cagonavirus

Many people responded to the CVID-19 Coronavirus by panic buying. And the toilet paper perceived scarcity became an actual scarcity. Cagon(a) is the Mexican word mean "someone who takes a lot of craps. Sometime in March, 2020 a man who not being able to find a pack of rolls of toilet paper for a few days posted on Facebook blaming all the crazy cagones and coined the term Cagon-a-virus.
Toilet paper was selling out at all stores, lines of people buying out toilet paper, price gouging online for toilet paper etc etc

The Cagonavirus outbreak is so bad I have resorted to stealing a roll from work.

by Charkhian March 13, 2020

cajones

Although completely unrelated to cojones, it is the closest way to the best way of saying cojones, actually sounding it out is how you would say it. Ka-Jones

Yo, she's all up on his Ka-Jones (cajones)!

by pj134 January 11, 2008

canon ball

When you hollow out an egg and fill it with cum or any other bodily fluid. whe these explode they generally go every where and it hilarios.

that was so funny whe we threw those canon balls at that nerd! some of that shit got in his face!

by jizballer June 22, 2009

cacophonie

1. The obnoxious sound of someone talking far too loudly on a cell phone in public, without regard for those around him.

2. A person who speaks loudly on a mobile phone, hoping that those around him will be impressed.

2. A particularly harsh or inappropriate ringtone that is set at a volume level so high it can be heard across a busy street. Perhaps used to draw attention to the phone's owner, who likely doesn't get any otherwise.

The cacophonie coming from the guy on the phone at the next table became so irritating that I had to ask the waiter to move our party across the restaurant.

by duhnb August 25, 2011

jizz canon

a jizz canon is basically a guys dick.
if a guy has a jizz canon he can cum really far!!

(1)- man, that bitch sucked my jizz canon for like a whole hour last night

(2)-oh yeah, that guy last night totally had a jizz canon. He cummed like 10 meters.

by Philip O'Ballsack April 3, 2010

Cafone

there is no primary definition for the italian word "cafone". it is spelt G-A-V-O-N-E. it only sometimes sounds like "cafone" due to different dialects. However, the word "gavone" by definition is an embarassment to themselves

Stop acting like a gavone, you're going to make a bad name for yourself. (spelt and pronounced gavone, not cafone)

by jc522 March 2, 2008

Canon to the left of him

1. First used in the late 20th century, this phrase came into popularity along with the genre defining classic video game: Goldeneye. The phrase may be used any time one finds himself losing in any event so frequently and with such repitition as to warrant a tactic of flailing insanely whilst spinning and jumping in circles like a madman.

"This is ridiculous, you've memorized the respawn locations, wait, wait, Canon to the left of him, Canon to the right of him!"

by scrigscrag July 25, 2004