Butter Joke

The greatest joke ever told in history.

1. You want to know the butter joke?

2. Yeah!

1. Are you sure?

2. Hell yeah!

1. I don't want to spread it.

2. Come on!

by Jackietherad November 21, 2007

butter knifing

Like spooning, butter knifing is laying together with one or more people. Unlike spooning, you lie completely straight like a butter knife and you don't even have to touch the other person. Looks a lot like planking face up or a corpse in a coffin.

Player 1: She won't get out of my bed.
Player 2: Spoon her.
Player 1: No. Spooning is gross. I'm gonna lay next to her like I'm dead. Look we're "butter knifing".
Player 2: You should put that on Urban Dictionary before someone else does. What would forking be?
Player 1: We all know what "forking" is.
Player 2: Painting your toenails is hard.
Player 3: Wait. Look. Do I look dead yet?

by Tedfordish February 4, 2012

Muffin Buttered

The term made famous by the film Mean Girls
Means too cum on a vag.

'Is your muffin buttered?'
'Would you like me too assign someone butter your muffin?'

by Katehhh March 7, 2008

Butter Mind

n. A girl who is hot, except for her (but her, butter) mind.
i.e. A dumb and hot girl.

Man: "Dude, look at that chick, she's smokin'"
Man 2: "I have to agree, but haven't you heard? She's a butter mind."

Hot Girl: "Hoi guys..wanna go play on the highway?"

by edman1905 April 18, 2010

Daddy Butter

A sweet butter with a salty after taste that is excreeted by a dad that is at least 40 years of age. The act of making daddy butter involves a ritual performed "shaking hands" in a basement for hours with your dad.

"I can't believe it's not daddy butter!"

"I can't wait to make daddy butter later!"

"Butter...DAD!"

by DjRapeClinic January 5, 2012

smegma butter

Butter comprised of the finest smegma. Bone apple tea.

Janie enjoyed a nice helping of smegma butter on her post coitus toast this morning.

by SmegmaGawd December 8, 2017

Butter Lord

Anyone who at least casually plays the video game Mount And Blade, developed by Turkish developer TaleWorlds.

The term is a reference to a meme amongst the community where People horde butter in their castles.

Person 1: So you like Mount And Blade?
Person 2: Yes, I am quite the Butter Lord.

by PorkeyPihg July 25, 2018