Blumpkin Spice

Noun. A variant of the traditional “blumpkin,” a Blumpkin Spice is getting head from the barista while taking a shit at your local Starbucks.

“Bro, Becky hooked it up with a venti Blumpkin Spice last night!”

by N8Ball_CornerPocket October 8, 2017

Green Blumpkin

When you get your dick sucked while taking a shit while smoking a big fat blunt.

Guy One: Dude guess what!?!
Guy Two: What?
Guy One:My girl gave me a Green Blumpkin!
Guy Two: Mann thats sooo disgusting but soooo awesome *fist pump*

by Operation Asian Invasion July 12, 2010

Alabama Blumpkin

A sex act in which you are taking a shit on the toilet and you are giving a blowjob to someone who is of direct relation, ie cousin.

My mom walked in while I was giving Brian an Alabama Blumpkin. I wasn't invited to the next Easter.

by mommysmilk April 17, 2021

baby blumpkin

When a pregnant chick gives a guy oral sex while he's on the toilet taking a shit.

Though Sheena was pregnant, she still gave her husband a baby blumpkin after he had a long day.

by Chainsaw217 October 6, 2012

bisacodyl blumpkin

When you're preppin' for your colonoscopy and she give's you a blow job.

Man, that colonoscopy prep was brutal except for that bisacodyl blumpkin.

by Bisacodyl Boo Boo Babe April 2, 2017

Double blumpkin

Male is taking an upper decker and the female is sitting reversed on the regular toilet seat taking a shit and giving the guy head.

We really fucked up the toilet at Kieth's house when Sharliene and I did a double blumpkin, Shaeliene is such a dirty girl.

by Thorbeast March 25, 2022

French Blumpkin

A variation of the traditional Blumpkin, performed while cleaning one's undercarriage on a Bidet.

Always a classy gentlemen, Martine opted to forego the often dirty Blumpkin for the more hygienic French Blumpkin. Stacey was appreciative of the fact she didn't have to taste his shit.

by PV Kings November 12, 2012