Mecca Blowjob

When you lay down on someone's prayer mat right before they pray to Mecca so they are forced to give you a blowjob.

I snuck into the prayer room and planted myself on a prayer mat and got a total Mecca Blowjob. That bitch went straight jihad on my cock for hours.

by Ahkkmed the Snatch King November 20, 2010

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Nursing blowjob

A nursing blowjob is when you are in a threesome one of the girls breastfeeds you while the other one will give you a blowjob

I ask my two girlfriends can I have a nursing blowjob

by anonymous November 16, 2022

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Blowjob Month

Its the month of november and you can suck anyones penis anytime you want and they arent allowed to do anything

Hey let me suck your penis since its blowjob month

by Man-spider16 October 2, 2019

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Vegan Blowjob

When you jerk off while watching a vegan perform fellatio on a dildo because they do not put meat in their mouth.

I met a really nice girl at the farmer's market, we really hit it off but I only ended up getting a vegan blowjob that night.

by The Real Wiz 76 November 25, 2019

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When a girl gives oral to a guy while he's taking a massive dump and he throws up on her back. In order for it to be considered "The Ultimate Blowjob", she must be sucking his dick while he simultaneously shoots a liquid shit spray all over the toilet bowl, throws up bile on her spine and then he proceeds to rub it on her back so as to create a burning sensation.

Virginbitch: "Did you really give Billy 'The Ultimate Blowjob' last night?"

Cumdumpster: "Yes, he sprayed a shit mist everywhere, it was amazing."

Virginbitch: "I'm so jealous! Did he rub his bile on your back?"

Cumdumpster: "Yes, it was an orgasmic feeling while he shot his load down my throat. He timed it perfectly"

by WebbyLoad January 30, 2014

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