Beans in the trunk

When you jam your cock up a girl's ass.

Yo, Lachanda. Lemme put my beans in the trunk, girl.

by Rufino Jay November 27, 2009

toilet beans

Toilet seat bumpers.

Toilet beans go well with bum gravy.

by Uran Spaceman July 29, 2008

Cruel Beans

An unfortunate turn of fate.

"When they popped a cap in my homie's ass, that was cruel beans, man."

by Lunchmonkey November 15, 2009

Cool Beans

Aknowledgment that the current converstion was clear, understood and accepted.

subj 1: "I will call you later."
subj 2: "Cool Beans."

by SSmith October 29, 2005

Wallace and Beans

A new age descriptive phrase for the male genitalia. Wallace refering to the penis and beans refering to the testicles. penis

Fuck man, you hit me right in the wallace and beans.
Yea dude im tryin to get my wallace sucked tonight.
The girl just started licking my beans and I was like damn girl you nasty.

by maximum bass March 3, 2007

beansing

To beans out is to;

a) mistype/misspell/misinterpret any english or other language within any form of electronic communication. eg. email, sms, facebook, telegraph etc
b) completely miss (ie. oblivious to) a significant topic of discussion within the emails
c) unleash an inner against towards any and all females after * amount of alcohol
d) turn rabid at the potential for any kind of female sexual activity (eg. to howl like a wolf when a car of girls flashing drives past you on the way home from the cricket)
e) spiral into a frenzy/uncontrollable rage/fit at the possibility of spiderhole action
f) all of the above

- Fucking wow, Oli, beans out harder cunt.
- You totally beans'd that, cunt.
- Yeah, he's been beansing out all week.

by jaselol January 14, 2010

getting your beans scooped out

When clumps of feces, sometimes bean shaped, cling to the male's penis during anal sex.

What are you doing tonight girl?

I'm going to let my boyfriend put it in my butt.

You're getting your beans scooped out? Girl, you nasty!

by McFunkerson December 5, 2012