by Ocamper211 March 17, 2021

by DMind July 12, 2012

When a woman you’re sleeping next to, usually a red head, steals all the blankets and pillows and hides them across the bed. This is a subconscious move. Easily identified by red hair, and beautiful eyes.
Bro, that chick from last night was a total blanket niffler, I woke up freezing cold, she took every blanket in the house.
by LB Sweet November 4, 2019

having sex doggy-style off the side of the bed. Where the girl is leaning over the bed. After the guy finishes he grabs girl by waist and throws her up onto the bed, thus fluffing the blanket (as if she was the blanket). He then promptly leaves.
Dude: "I met some girl at the club last night and she invited me back to her place and I asked her if I could fluff the blanket. She agreed but apparently didn't know what it meant because she was not happy when I threw her on the bed."
by trisomy October 5, 2010

When a white person gives off a false compliment to a person of color in order to gain trust/affection or something back.
by smallpoxblanketvictim October 7, 2018

The act of drinking alcohol (usually Vodka, preferably from Russia, but may be beer or other liquors) in order to give you the warm feeling associated with beginning to drink alcohol.
by Vladimir_Putin December 31, 2012

Texts sent from many people that are hidden. People write these opinions while in their blanket and safe in their own homes.
by HELLOJENNYYYYYY June 22, 2018
