Pig in a Blanket

When a man wraps his penis in a womans fat roll's.
1) Man, did you see the size of that chubby girl?! I'd really love to make some pig in a blankets with her!
2) Man I'd love to pig in a blanket that!
by Dick Face McQueen May 26, 2012
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sploosh blanket

Hey man, did you see that nasty sploosh blanket in Dave's car? He should throw that shit away.
by kraken32 April 19, 2010
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Known Blanket

Someone who is known as a loser or odd person.
Lmao that person is so annoying, totally a known blanket.
by Ocamper211 March 17, 2021
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fluff the blanket

having sex doggy-style off the side of the bed. Where the girl is leaning over the bed. After the guy finishes he grabs girl by waist and throws her up onto the bed, thus fluffing the blanket (as if she was the blanket). He then promptly leaves.
Dude: "I met some girl at the club last night and she invited me back to her place and I asked her if I could fluff the blanket. She agreed but apparently didn't know what it meant because she was not happy when I threw her on the bed."
by trisomy October 05, 2010
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Russian Blanket

The act of drinking alcohol (usually Vodka, preferably from Russia, but may be beer or other liquors) in order to give you the warm feeling associated with beginning to drink alcohol.
Hey man, can you give me some vodka? I'm freezing and need a Russian Blanket
by Vladimir_Putin December 31, 2012
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Blanket texts

Texts sent from many people that are hidden. People write these opinions while in their blanket and safe in their own homes.
Her comment was such a blanket text.
The blanket texts was spread around widely.
by HELLOJENNYYYYYY June 22, 2018
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Blanket niffler

When a woman you’re sleeping next to, usually a red head, steals all the blankets and pillows and hides them across the bed. This is a subconscious move. Easily identified by red hair, and beautiful eyes.
Bro, that chick from last night was a total blanket niffler, I woke up freezing cold, she took every blanket in the house.
by LB Sweet November 05, 2019
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