Blanket niffler

When a woman you’re sleeping next to, usually a red head, steals all the blankets and pillows and hides them across the bed. This is a subconscious move. Easily identified by red hair, and beautiful eyes.

Bro, that chick from last night was a total blanket niffler, I woke up freezing cold, she took every blanket in the house.

by LB Sweet November 4, 2019

Blanket texts

Texts sent from many people that are hidden. People write these opinions while in their blanket and safe in their own homes.

Her comment was such a blanket text.
The blanket texts was spread around widely.

by HELLOJENNYYYYYY June 22, 2018

Smallpox blanketing

When a white person gives off a false compliment to a person of color in order to gain trust/affection or something back.

Blake: You're so pretty
Lisa: Stop smallpox blanketing me! I know you just want head.

by smallpoxblanketvictim October 7, 2018

sploosh blanket

Another term for a condom.

Hey man, did you see that nasty sploosh blanket in Dave's car? He should throw that shit away.

by kraken32 April 19, 2010

Known Blanket

Someone who is known as a loser or odd person.

Lmao that person is so annoying, totally a known blanket.

by Ocamper211 March 17, 2021

piggies in a blanket

coating your partner's toes in a "blanket" of cum.

I admired her piggies in a blanket after emptying my balls.

by DMind July 12, 2012

Pig in a Blanket

When a man wraps his penis in a womans fat roll's.

1) Man, did you see the size of that chubby girl?! I'd really love to make some pig in a blankets with her!
2) Man I'd love to pig in a blanket that!

by Dick Face McQueen November 5, 2012