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serial girlfriend

A relatively unhappy, unsuccessful, promiscuous female between the ages of 14-26 who moves from relationship to relationship because she is so high-maintenance and brainless that her grocery clerk boyfriends usually dump her after a week of meaningless sex. A serial girlfriend is rarely found paying for a meal and often uses sex to acquire a free place to stay. The only way a girl can escape this is becoming a teen-parent or bi-curious
Janey is a seria girlfriend. She's had 20 boyfriends in the last year.
by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004
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interim girlfriend

An interim girlfriend is an acting, associate or "kind of" girlfriend, until better a better girl comes along, or in some cases, the guy and girl will become full "boyfriend and girlfriend."

Or it can be referred to as a girl who isn't a guy's girlfriend but acts like it.
My interim girlfriend acts just like a 100% girlfriend, and she even does my laundry.
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girlfriend

A semi-supernatural being that is capable of massive blood loss and nearly always knows what your next move is going to be. Some of the best girlfriends have been recognized as demi-gods. This is someone you want as an ally.
Lucas's girlfriend once showed me how to set Sandra's hair on fire.
by Hershey400 May 18, 2009
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Girlfriend

A beautiful creature that some dudes dream of having but never will.
Mike: Yo, where's your girlfriend?

Tito: STFU nigguh you know I ain't got one.

Mike: LMAO...fucking loser.

Tito: Word.
by Uptown NY NY July 1, 2008
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not girlfriend

A girl that you like, do/buy things for, yet aren't officially dating due to a variety of reasons including, but not limited to:
1. One set of parents forbids dating. 2. You want to avoid the drama that comes along with dating. 3. If one of your/her exes finds out, you/she is gunna get they butt kicked.
Guy 1: "Dude your girlfriend is Hot!"
Guy 2: "No man she's my "not girlfriend," Her Mom would kill me if she found out we're dating."
by Who-Di-Freaking-Yah April 7, 2009
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girlfriend

What millions of perverts are looking for on Neopets and various other sites originally intended for pre-pubescent audiences.
"I need a girlfriend, hey sweetychik1990 will u be my gf"
by Kharivas September 7, 2003
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My Girlfriend

I use My Girlfriend to make love in my bed at night. She's always down to Fuck at any point in the day
by a modded bushplane November 22, 2018
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