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basted

the action of repeatedly busting in a classroom specifically at recess time.
“ I basted at school the other day
by pseudo bas February 23, 2025
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Beaster Strain

Commonly referred to as (Beaster Nuggets) or simply (Beasters) is a specific strain of marijuana produced in B.C. Vancouver, Canada in the 1990s. Beasters were smuggled across the Canadian border in bulk by people walking large back-packs into the northern United States in the mid 1990s and into the early 2000s. The name (Beasters) is referring to the B.C. part of the pronunciation while at the same time providing an origin location of the strain. Beasters are truly unmistakable as they only come in one unique form that is obvious due to the pronounced amount of red and orange pistils/hairs that the (Beasters) strain contains. Beasters or (Beaster Nuggets) were mass-produced in large warehouse grow operations in British Columbia Canada in the 1990s. Beasters are a very "low quality" strain with a max THC content of only 12%.

Flavor Profile: Sweet burnt/melted plastic

Smell: Scent is of freshly picked fruit with a hint of oranges

1990s Beasters Price: $50 an 8th $100 a quarter
The (Beaster) (Beasters) or (Beaster Nuggets) Beaster Strain of marijuana holds the worlds record for being the weakest kind bud variety from the 1990s.
by Pro-Circa Pretendies February 23, 2026
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Blasted clown

a blasted clown is a filthy dirty dumb ass fucking shit clown that really tries your patience at the very precise moment when you are having the worst day of your entire fucking life and things couldn't possibly get any worse until this dumb ass shit clown motherfucker came along. They just seem to come out of the woodworks at you when you are having a particularly miserable day and they just wanna make your life worse.
Whenever I have road rage it is usually because some dumb blasted clown got in front of me and I start shouting “Move you clown! Move you FUCKING clown!! Move you goddamn blasted clown!!! Move!, move!!, move!!!, move!!!!, move!!!!!, move!!!!!!, MOOOOOVVVVVVVVE!!!!!
by Bill Beef July 8, 2025
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Blasted

My friend was over last night and we got some blasted.
by Polly Wog November 8, 2025
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Fan Blasted

The sexual act in which fecal matter is thrown through a fan and covers on sexual partner. this shit covered partner then rolls on the other partner until they are both covered.
WHO'S KEEN TO GET FAN BLASTED??
by mighty-coon April 7, 2011
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cake blasted

When a cake or piece of cake is smashed in the receivers face and they are then face-fucked.
"Hey, Kevin, where's my Entenmann's chocolate cake?"
"Oh, sorry, I own you one, Steve. I cake blasted Carol last night."
by Jamon IX October 3, 2013
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shotgun blasted

A term to describe any event that goes down.
Can also be used in the context:
- Shotgun Blasting
Person 1: Hey man, I totally got shotgun blasted this weekend.
Person 2: Woah, me too I got shotgun blasted with my doge.
Person 1: Woah, wanna go shotgun blasting?
Person 2: Yes.
by Anli November 12, 2013
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