Well Pollished

1)When one is just the right amount of being fucked up.

2) The stage inbetween being buzzed and blacked out.

Man i was well pollished last night

Lets get well pollished then slay some dragons

by eadiot October 6, 2009

Well, doggy!

An expression of intoxicated joy or weariness, misquoting Jed Clampett from the Beverly Hillbillies

(Small bearded guy in beanie hat slumps in chair and puffs on a fat spliff) : Well, doggy!

by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019

cap the well

To finish one's drink

Jeff, you ready to head to the next bar?

One minute, let me cap the well.

by plusplus July 23, 2010

Wellness Wednesday

The act of partaking in alcoholic beverages on Wednesdays, with or without company. This is proved to make you feel better and help you to make it through the rest of the week. So cheers and happy hump day (wellness Wednesday)!

Me: Hey Tic! Want to come over for wellness Wednesday?
Tic: Sure, I'll bring the Stones!

by cmb009 October 15, 2010

George Wells

Chicken robber/burglar.

labelled by the mandem as Zeus.
Always smells like KFC from his victims he stole from.

Oh shit its George wells, hide your chicken!

by Victim_KFC June 19, 2019

Jesse Wells

A lovable pot smoker who eats spaghetti os with a paint scraper and gets stalked by his best friend,Max/SmileForMe. Bro doesn’t have a mom either.

“Jesse , your a fucking stoner, OF COURSE YOU HAVE A PEN”-SmileForMe, pissed off at Jesse Wells

by Tenstars June 4, 2023

Well to be fair

What you say in response an exaggerated, ill-conceived, unjustified, and/or bigoted opinion.

Someone: Why are there so many stupid people in the world?? Like seriously, anyone below an IQ of 50 honestly should just die.

Me: Well to be fair, they are human beings after all, and all human beings should be treated with respect. It's not like they did something wrong.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 9, 2021