Barking

Basically, gossiping.

If you don't stop barking I will beat yo ugly a** up.

by ArandomGAL August 13, 2019

burning bum

When you have a curry, lentils, any spicy food you get severe diarrhea and major runny shits leaving your bumhole burning.

Also see ring sting... ouch

"I badly need the loo! i wish i had shares in andrex - I've got BURNING BUM!!!!!"

by Fudger Packers June 23, 2006

barring-out

When a woman bitches so much it makes them cry and go into a mix of rage and pouting.

Joe: "yo, dude you wanna come chill at my place?"

Mike: "can't man. My mom is barring-out about the 6 pack she found under my bed."

Joe: "shit, see ya next month"

barr, bitch, PMS, disappointment, pouting

by moondoggie891 September 29, 2010

barling

why are you barling
Crying

She dropped and start barling

by Elisha Smith January 13, 2008

Moses Burning Bush

Instead of saying JESUS CRIST! You can say Moses Burning Bush. Only used by the extremely coolioolio people in the world. Get out of the norm, say Moses Burning Bush! when your angry instead of JESUS CRIST!

"Moses Burning Bush! That little rug rat bit me on the arm!"

by Coolioolio May 13, 2007

barking spider

The common name of a mysterious specie of spider. Its full name is the California Wood Barking Spider. Known to make appearances after eating BBQ'd food and drinking large quantities of beer. Also very commonly shows up after Chinese or Mexican food has been ingested. Has yet to be seen by any living person, giving rise to the theory that it may in fact be a microscopic specie of spider. Scientists can not agree on much, but what they all agree is that this is one creature whose bark is clearly not worse than its bite. And by bite, of course the foul stench that follows the bark is being implied.

Person 1: Dude, what the hell was that? Did you just crap your pants?

Person 2: Nah man. It was one of those dang barking spiders.

by E. P. Smith August 30, 2007

barking frogs

Similar to barking spiders. When someone flatulates, you blame it on the barking frogs.

A: *farts loudly* Did you hear those barking frogs?
B: Yep, they're really loud today.

by ATXD March 5, 2008