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Chew the bark off the Fat log

a male asking a female to nibble and suck on there penis.
by l3ogroll October 17, 2009
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bark like a dog. Your below me moron

powerful comeback to "type like a human" (only use it if you want to mentally, physically and emotionally destroy your opponent)
"Type like a human."
"bark like a dog. Your below me moron"
by anonymous April 23, 2023
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do it bark?

A question one asks when inquiring about the primal tendencies of a woman’s genitalia.
I saw you from across the bar.. I have to know, do it bark?
by Godawgs2024 January 1, 2024
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Letting the dogs bark.

Ripping your socks off, and letting your toes breathe.
Joe: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING DANNY?!?!
Danny: Im letting the dogs bark.
by Vexinxenox1 May 28, 2022
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barking tires

Peeling out, burning rubber. The sound made when one floors it causing the tires on a car or truck to squeal loudly.
After the car meet people stood on the sidewalk to watch the cars drive away. They were all barking tires as they left.
by Uh_Cool_Dood January 8, 2022
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Bark Bite

The act of a dog barking and a human then inserts their hand into the dogs said mouth. The dog while barking is now biting the humans hand.
Our neighbor suffered bark bite while playing with our dog who was barking at them. She put her hand in our dogs mouth while he was barking which caused a bite. She suffered from bark bite.
by El President-a March 21, 2021
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All bark and no bite

Alfie Colville is all bark and no bite, he said he would beat me up if i didn’t give him my lunch money
by BigBlackMan42069 August 10, 2024
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