Its when you bake bread, cookies or muffins using traditional Russian recipes then sell them to tourists.
Hey man, did you catch that awesome Russian Bake Sale downtown today? I bought a shitload of muffins!
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Get the Russian Bake Sale mug.Used to describe ones facial expression of disgust and dislike. Rather like the expression one would pull if they began chewing on a whole lemon. It is typified by an indescribable mouth shape. This expression is commonly used in Northern Ireland, where the world Bake is used in reference to ones mouth.
The 'sour bake' is measured on the 'sherbet lemon scale' created by the notorious genious, The Commodore. On this scale, the intensity (e.g. level of disgust) with which a sour bake is pulled is proportional to the equivalent face which would pulled if that person were sucking on a certain number of sherbet lemons. For example, a particularly strong sour bake would be equivalent to sucking on approximately 10 sherbet lemons at once. Therefore, it would be rated as 10 on the sherbet lemon scale.
In working class areas of Belfast sour bake dueling is a very popular sport amoung the elderly female population, commonly referred to as old hags or aul dolls. This sport involves standing on street corners gossiping while seeing who can pull the sourest bake in response to a particular incident with which they are not best pleased about e.g. local yobs graffiting a house with a sexually explict drawing.
Trivia: the greatest sour bake ever recorded was on the Shankill Road, Northern Ireland on July 17th 1986 with a sour bake rating of 18.9 sherbet lemons.
The 'sour bake' is measured on the 'sherbet lemon scale' created by the notorious genious, The Commodore. On this scale, the intensity (e.g. level of disgust) with which a sour bake is pulled is proportional to the equivalent face which would pulled if that person were sucking on a certain number of sherbet lemons. For example, a particularly strong sour bake would be equivalent to sucking on approximately 10 sherbet lemons at once. Therefore, it would be rated as 10 on the sherbet lemon scale.
In working class areas of Belfast sour bake dueling is a very popular sport amoung the elderly female population, commonly referred to as old hags or aul dolls. This sport involves standing on street corners gossiping while seeing who can pull the sourest bake in response to a particular incident with which they are not best pleased about e.g. local yobs graffiting a house with a sexually explict drawing.
Trivia: the greatest sour bake ever recorded was on the Shankill Road, Northern Ireland on July 17th 1986 with a sour bake rating of 18.9 sherbet lemons.
Doris Morris (standing on street corner): Would you look at the state of that young hussy (pulls a sour bake)
Jemima Puddleduck(friend of Dorris): A disgrace
Innocent nerdish bypasser: Look at the SOUR BAKE on her
Innocent nerdish bypasser too: Ha, she has some SOUR BAKE, equivalent to 7 sherbet lemons I would say!
Jemima Puddleduck(friend of Dorris): A disgrace
Innocent nerdish bypasser: Look at the SOUR BAKE on her
Innocent nerdish bypasser too: Ha, she has some SOUR BAKE, equivalent to 7 sherbet lemons I would say!
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Get the Wake, spank and bake mug.The process of which one quiffs and then pulls covers over their partner in bed. Similar to the Dutch Oven, but with no flatulence involved. The term "Easy Bake" is a more feminine version of "Dutch" because only women can quiff.
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Get the clam bake mug.As opposed to a sausage party (which is a large group of males in a certain location), this is a large group of females at one location
Joe: "Oh man! Get here quick! There's a real Clam Bake going down at Heather's Party!"
Dan: "I'm on my way!"
Dan: "I'm on my way!"
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verb-day at the hair dressers tanning and dying your hair
verb-day at the hair dressers tanning and dying your hair
noun- "Damn, check out "fake n' bake". If she'd keep her ass out of the tanning bed, I'd bet she wouldn't look so damn wrinkled and old with that bleached blond hair."
verb- "Sorry, can't go shoppin' today I've got to take a trip up to the salon to fake n' bake. My boyfriend said that my skins startin' to fade and doesn't look right with my hair. Then to the doctor cause I got this nasty spot on my skin on my forehead next to the hair line, I just can't get rid of the thing. Last week my hair dresser found it and told me she wouldn't color my hair cause the chemicals could be causin' it, so I had to go buy my own damn color and have Gina color my hair for me, so today I'm just gonna get it highlighted.... I could't believe it!" <--- usually what a blond would say....
verb- "Sorry, can't go shoppin' today I've got to take a trip up to the salon to fake n' bake. My boyfriend said that my skins startin' to fade and doesn't look right with my hair. Then to the doctor cause I got this nasty spot on my skin on my forehead next to the hair line, I just can't get rid of the thing. Last week my hair dresser found it and told me she wouldn't color my hair cause the chemicals could be causin' it, so I had to go buy my own damn color and have Gina color my hair for me, so today I'm just gonna get it highlighted.... I could't believe it!" <--- usually what a blond would say....
by smart blond <--- lol December 9, 2004
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