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stealth bomber

New SUV police trucks (Chevy tahoe, ford expedition, ford explorer), typically black with tinted windows, a front ram bar, and concealed siren lights. Stealth bombers are equipped with a small arsenal of firearms a typical police cruiser wouldnt have including shotguns, and/or modified SWAT M-16 assualt rifles. Often the "bossest" police vehicles for the station used by the most street savy cops that know where stoners go to smoke/sell weed because drug arrests are this vehicles primary objective. Stealth bombers are most often found in rural and suburban communities where the police have low crime rates and a large surplus of tax money to spend on unnecessary police enforcement (Greendale). Also known as "Stealth Bimpst" to Frinst speakers. You can run, but you can't hide from the stealth bimpst.
Damn, that stealth bimpst is boss.

Did you just see that stealth bomber pull that dumb bimpst over?

Fuck! That stealth bimpst is a sneaky bimpst.
by Albert Dankinstien May 17, 2009
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Couch Bomber

Someone who sticks their meat missle in between the cushions of a couch...effectively bombing the area
That guy is so desperate, he bombed his mothers couch.
by Aids-Jay February 8, 2005
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mail bomber

someone who uses a mail bombing tool to fill your email inbox with useless crap.
Can assume any identity or any email address and will sometimes contact you if you're a pontential email bomber.
by TEDDY BOMBER May 13, 2005
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teddy bomber

1. someone who bombs structures using high class boms diguised as teddybears in cowboy bebop. 2. a notorious email bomber who fills your inbox whith useless crap mail.
by TEDDY BOMBER June 19, 2006
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carpet bomber

Refers to the lesbo that illicits her sexual explosion upon the "carpet" of her dyke counterpart.
It took me three hours and two showers to clean up that atomic carpet bombing she laid on me last night. She is a carpet bomber galore.
by scissorccs March 21, 2010
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blobbersnif

I threw a blobbersnif at a teacher in my school.
by kevin and adam March 16, 2007
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suicide bomber

a dumb fuck who beleives it is right to explode himself to kill innocent people. Normally arabs. They do it to serve "allah" and the kids do it because they are brainwashed and need to earn their family some money for their life. The stupid bastards are paid to do that shit by terrorists which they have eventually become. They are the biggest treat to man-kind and must be terminated.
That stupid suicide bomber blew up after the dumass was shot by a smart soldier. Good work.
by natedoggggggggggg July 23, 2005
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