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Autism

A complete and total lack of social awareness
Danish Panther (a morbidly obese burger lover) thought that asking a group of bodybuilders what drugs he should use to lose weight would be a good idea. Somehow shocked that he was instead roasted for being a lazy fuck, he spent the rest of his time making up stories about being a spec ops super soldier, becoming fatter all the while. I think he might have autism.
by 0 pounds down January 18, 2024
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Impulsive Autism

when someone is autistic and very impulsive.
bro stop smashing the table, you have impulsive autism.
by Enjay and Titus April 24, 2023
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Autism

It's a spectrum, and it's genetic (not caused by milk, Tylenol, or vaccines like a bunch of stupid anti-science vegans and parents would like you to believe). It isn't contagious, so don't worry.Most of the time, you could walk past someone and not notice their condition unless you try to have a conversation with them. They have trouble making eye contact, come off as direct/awkward/aloof, and may show signs of ADHD. Not all people with the condition are stupid, non-verbal, childish, or violent contrary to what the media would like you to believe.

Some problems that the people have it face:

Lack of job stability
Poverty
Depression/suicide
Loneliness
Discrimination
Stereotyping
Misinformation (fuck you PETA and anti-vaxxers!!! 🖕🏼)
Addictions (drugs, alcohol, and/or gambling)
Obsessive compulsive behaviours
Bullying
Rape
Anxiety
Anti-science assholes on the internet
Abuse (whether it be at the hands of family, "friends", "lovers", or healthcare workers)
Lack of fulfillment in adulthood

Life with it is hard for the person who has it. They constantly feel like an outsider, a joke, an inconvinience, a loser, a failure, and/or an outcast. It's easy enough to make a few friends during their school days, but once adulthood hits, loneliness is a constant battle. Usually having a pet (dog or cat) helps, especially if they feel therapy or drugs (prescibed by a doctor) won't help.
Yeah, you can have autism and be somewhat normal, but you tend to struggle more than other people. Sometimes it can be a personal Hell that you can never escape from, especially with the constant job changes and chronic poverty and loneliness.☹️
by Failurebitch July 27, 2025
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Autism brother day

A serious developmental disorder that impairs the ability to communicate and interact.
Autism spectrum disorder impacts the nervous system.
The range and severity of symptoms can vary widely. Common symptoms include difficulty with communication, difficulty with social interactions, obsessive interests, and repetitive behaviors.
Early recognition, as well as behavioral, educational, and family therapies may reduce symptoms and support development and learning.
by Faith lee December 9, 2020
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Autism

Basically the meaning of retard. No one with autism should be understood because theyre all retarded.
user1: hi friend
user2: hii

user1: i have to tell you something
user2: ofc bro
user1: i have autism
user2: fuck you im unfriending you bye retard
by VAXRO February 22, 2024
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Autism Bragging

Conspicuously highlighting 'neurodivergency' or autism or 'being on the spectrum' to an audience for personal gain.

Often used by those who are high in status and want to contrast their success with some form of hardship in order to get more credit or acclaim, or to appear as some sort of savant not affected by crass social movements, social contagion, or faddish popular opinions
There is Bob autism bragging again to investors to try to get more money for his hedge fund.
by Human Peacocking February 25, 2024
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Autism

A condition which I wish I have and might actually do.
Me: Doctor I think I have... Autism
Doctor: Yeah, I know, you do since the first day you came to my clinic.
by TimmySuckey January 27, 2025
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