The condition upon which one sits on the toilet until their butt turns numb. This condition can travel down your legs if untreated, leaving you with temporary paralysis and unable to avoid all the people you’ve pissed off by hogging the bathroom.
Matt: Where the hell were you and why you walking funny?
Dan: He was in the shitter for an hour and didn’t wash his hands.
Joel: I got butt autism and I need a place to lie down
Dan: He was in the shitter for an hour and didn’t wash his hands.
Joel: I got butt autism and I need a place to lie down
by superdada May 08, 2018
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Conspicuously highlighting 'neurodivergency' or autism or 'being on the spectrum' to an audience for personal gain.
Often used by those who are high in status and want to contrast their success with some form of hardship in order to get more credit or acclaim, or to appear as some sort of savant not affected by crass social movements, social contagion, or faddish popular opinions
Often used by those who are high in status and want to contrast their success with some form of hardship in order to get more credit or acclaim, or to appear as some sort of savant not affected by crass social movements, social contagion, or faddish popular opinions
by Human Peacocking February 25, 2024
Ed: I just finished my 100 page thesis on why tim duncan is the goat over mj and bron
Nicole: That's 100 pages of tangible autism.
Nicole: That's 100 pages of tangible autism.
by Mokey Mouse April 15, 2021
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by BenAllan November 03, 2018