android

a piece of f****** crap that is made out of ******* belly fat that comes from a orange tree it lasts youone f****** day and it is a f****** piece of shit

boy 1 - omg look at dustins new phone omg its amazing

boy 2 - omg no is a android f****** piece of crap

by android is shit November 6, 2019

Android

Someone that is disabled

Me: Hi are you handicap
Person: no but don’t worry I hav an android

Me: I’m sorry sir I didn’t know you were disabled

by Epic meatball December 18, 2019

Android

A disabled person

Me: sir this is a handicap spot you can’t be here

Him: no don’t worry I have an android

Me: o ok I’m sorry I didn’t know you were disabled

by Epic meatball December 18, 2019

android peasant

Someone who can’t afford Apple products and has to use android instead. Often they get extremly offended when people compliment Apple products.

1: What phone do you have
2: Just some samsung
1: android peasant

by Niikurasu May 21, 2020

Androo

This simp is a glizzy gladiator who is death and blind and is unable to move he requires lots of help around the home

Androo is sus

by ev buck September 17, 2020

androginoid

An androgynous humanoid who's sex is undetermined, that you would consider getting felacio from.

I totally got head from that androginoid !

by Mouthelroy pumpkin nuts November 5, 2020

Android quality

The use of word to describe the gayness of android and having a android make u mega gay

Person 1 “he has an android”
Person 2 “android quality is gay”
Person 3 “ he must be gay”

by Kindagayredneck November 21, 2020