Benjamin Williamson

An absolute lad who is madman when he’s at bingo with georges nan with his supreme arm bands on and is a minge mincer

Lewis is an absolute Benjamin Williamson

by Benj_williamson May 28, 2018

Benjamin Bacooon

A small mammal that likes the dark

“Oi Benjamin Bacooon” said Marcus

by Onshore Chicken September 10, 2019

Benjamin Peng

A man that slips in water a lot and fall on their asses, just to never get back up...

Man: slips on his ass.

Man2: you just like a Benjamin Peng 🤡.

by GSH_fade July 31, 2020

pulling a Benjamin

It's when you go in someone's place and take a shit and just after the smell clears you do it again

That guy went into that bathroom and is pulling a Benjamin

by Mr. D Nuts June 2, 2018

Ephrem Benjamin

Ephrem Benjamin is the coolest kid on the block. Women who see this cute baby get instantly fertile and start lactating and other babies want to be his friend at first sight.

Due to the fact that this kid is going to be trained in the art of the Dibbs by the master of Dibbs, he himself will become the ultimate master of Dibbs, Dibbs!
The joy this kid is going to bring his parents is beyond measure.

Kid: "Look at this baby, he is soo cool, must be an Ephrem Benjamin"

Random Woman: "Oh look at this cute....Damn..now I need to change my shirt."

Glenn:" Great, still no baby born that has a smaller penis then me!"

by Glenns Noman December 7, 2017

Benjamin wray

less then a inch but when it comes at 90 mph it hurts

benjamin wray is a hard boi

by gauge15 December 17, 2019

Benjamin Swegle

A swegle is a dangerous and rare sexual position involving a carrot shaving cream and a spanish speaking midget whore, when done correctly and to full orgasm it is known as the "benjamin swegle"

"oh my god, did she just get the benjamin swegle? thats illegal in this county..and i was going to eat that carrot!"

by precisionpcx January 1, 2012