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Alexa

People with the names Alexa are usually very tall with multiple beauty/birth marks. They're rather quiet and only have 2 close friends. Once you get to know them their less awkward. Alexas mostly have short brown hair and greenish blueish eyes that are the reason to many conflicts. Are they green or blue? Not even Alexas know themselves. Alexas are usually Russian and mostly have a difficult last name that no one can pronounce. Apart from all that Alexas are totally gnarly dude.
Yo check out my friend Alexa!
Yo that's cool bruh
by M_K123 December 31, 2023
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Alexa

Die Alexa kämpfen
by Urgel August 20, 2018
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Natalie Alexa

Natalie Alexa is a gorgeous and goofy girl. Natalie Alexa's smile lights up the room. Natalie Alexa is the girl everyone wants to be!
by BellaForTheWin March 26, 2021
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alexa stade

Very rude, the popular girl. Like Regina George in "mean girls"
Damn, I hate that Alexa stade
by Taetaerea john February 15, 2017
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Alexa

Lactose Intolerant. Period. Thats it.
Funny, can sing well, looks pretty. Her gaze is like a gazelle's.
Really stupid.
Dude, stop drinking milk, you're an ALEXA.
by roseey88 November 22, 2021
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Alexa

The thing that sits in my room and never shuts up.
"Alexa shut up"
by Homer_is_a_stoner_999 January 1, 2021
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Alexa

Alexa is physically beautiful but she is an emotional and psychological vampire who will erode your soul with her increasingly difficult demands. At first it seems like you're the luckiest guy in the world to have her in your life but in the end your friends pity you and you've alienated your family in your never-ending efforts to make Alexa's life easier and you'll be left with no feelings of self worth because you will have given everything to Alexa. When you reflect back on it you realize even the sex was one sided. You gave her orgasms and every muscle, including your tongue, has a charlie horse, and she never even said, "Thank you." In fact, the best thing she ever said to you was, "Awwww you were cute. I almost came. I'm sure you'll do better next time." Then she started texting someone on her phone and you went home with blue balls and a boner that felt unworthy. You only felt the slightest bit of redemption when you saw her on pornchub licking an old man's cum off a toilet seat.
Alexa is hot as F bro, but run as fast as you can in the other direction or she'll destroy your sense of who you were hoping to become.
by Rosemarysbaby666 September 12, 2021
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