Fire alarm ninjas

Non gender specific badasses that break the time space continuum to install control cable at a high level.

Those fire alarm ninjas really made the community safer!

by Nat King code March 12, 2022

japan eas alarm

the calmest thing ever (except if u r living in japan then it ugly)

The japan eas alarm is very calming.

by ababyr3fga8t5mhf85i April 4, 2022

Travis Alarm Clock

When you wake a girl up by eating her out.

Every girl loves getting woken up by the Travis Alarm Clock

by I handled this handle June 12, 2017

Chinese Alarm Clock

To hit a man in the genitals while he is asleep, while you are shouting stereotypical Chinese phrases such as "Herro" or "Bangkok!"

He jumped out of bed after receiving a Chinese alarm clock and threw up.

by VakDarb February 22, 2011

Lewiston Alarm Clock

A domestic fight loud enough to wake you and your housemates up. Named after the town of Lewiston, Maine where this kind of thing happens far too often, especially in the warmer months. Usually happens when you are hungover and just want to sleep.

Me: Hey did you guys hear that Lewiston Alarm Clock this morning?
Them: Yes, I hope it's not like this all summer.

Me: I was having such an awesome sleep until that Lewiston Alarm Clock woke me up this morning.
Them: I wanted to tell them to shut up, but I was scared the Lewiston Alarm Clock would only get louder.

by Uncle Elwood April 16, 2015

alarm clock song

Otherwise obscure song on the album; however, you know it the best because its the one you're effin' alarm clock is set to. And you're too lazy to change out the CD...for months. Then you hear it a year or two later and you're like...dude...the effin' alarm clock song!!!

(After hearing beginning of song on radio...)
"Dude...the alarm clock song!"

by ajhoganil June 11, 2006

Brazilian Alarm Clock

Waking a man up with oral sex

Chris was gently woken by a Brazilian Alarm Clock.

by ChrisOl May 6, 2021