laying logs

What your dog does when he starts walking hunched over & bow-legged, then does 2 and a half counter-clockwise rotations before he finally squats down and takes a shit.

When I let Fido out in the backyard this morning, he immediately began laying logs.

by mudder fawkker March 30, 2017

log gang

people who shouldn't be fucked with, people feared by the outsiders

Don't even think about fucking with log gang, they are supreme.

by houh May 12, 2020

murder log

Alligator

"Watch out for that murder log, lady!"

by _wiener June 2, 2020

Honky Log

A big Caucasian penis.

Mark: Whoa! Check out Christian! He's trying to fuck that girl, but she's a size queen.

Mike: Not to worry. He's packin' a honky log.

by borndead1 July 11, 2011

breakfast log

An early morning solid poo. Long and in one piece.

I have just finished having a breakfast log

by Solo Echo February 14, 2018

Flesh Log

Big meaty cock. Another name for large penis.

Damn that D Whore was up on my Flesh Log.

by Milli February 12, 2006

log and a wink

The act of taking a shit when a log hits the cold water and immediately splashes back up at your asshole creating a "wink". Probably one of the worst things ever...

Abacus: hey BJ ill be right back ima go take a shit
BJ: cool have fun
Abacus: AHHHH!
BJ: what happened? are you ok?
Abacus: ya, just a log and a wink
BJ: oh understandable

by OBIE9 January 26, 2012