red log

the act of defication after consumption of lare amounts of flaming-hot cheetos. the feces is red and burns with the fire of 1000 suns.
i ate so many flaming hot cheetos last nite i got red log.
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seeing red

In bullfighting, the matador beckons the bull with a red cape, which agitates the bull, and it charges for the cape.

Seeing red refers to when someone becomes so angered that it controls them, enraging the person.
As soon as he hit her, I was seeing red, and socked him in the nose.

Yeah, Twilight is mostly okay, but there are just a couple things about it that really get me seeing red.
by Kohan December 04, 2009
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red

A chinky eyed man with sexy thighs and juicy lips.
Hey look at that red, hes hot!
by gina chi June 11, 2005
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red sky

An alcoholic drink:
A red bull mixed with sky vodka.
"Can I have a red sky on the rocks."
by Johny Mak May 04, 2006
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The Red Bedding

Wait until your girlfriend/wife is on her period. Set the "The Rains of Castamere" on alarm somewhere in your room, house, etc. At this point, pull all the stops at getting your girlfriend/wife turned on, short of full-insertion (hair-tugging, neck biting, etc.) until a majority of hers, and your clothes, are off. Wait for alarm to go off and you hear the theme of House Lannister playing in the background. Whisper "The Lannisters send their regards," and vigorously stab her with your cock.
Girl 1 - "My husband successfully pulled off 'The Red Bedding' last night, I never saw it coming!"
Girl 2 - "Really? My husband knew about that, like, 13 years ago when we read the book."
Girl 1 - "Fuck off, Susan. No one likes you."
by ShnookieWookies June 14, 2013
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Red Hen

The term when used in this context is based on the classic folktale fable The Little Red Hen. The story is applied in teaching children the virtues of a strong work ethic and personal initiative.

In the tale, the little red hen finds a grain of wheat and asks for help from the other farmyard animals to plant it, but they all refuse. At the later stages of harvesting, threshing, milling the wheat into flour, and baking the flour into bread, the little red hen once again asks for help from the other animals, but again she receives none.

Finally, when the little red hen has completed all her tasks, she asks who will help her eat the fresh-baked bread. This time, all the previous non-participants eagerly volunteer, but she immediately refuses them, stating that since no one helped her with the work, no one is entitled to share in the fruits of her labor. Thus, the little red hen goes about eating the fresh-baked bread with her chicks, leaving none for anyone else.

Slang Term: Any person who attempts to take advantage of another by taking credit or gaining benefit from another person's work or efforts with no contribution or input of their own. To expect something for nothing. To take but not give anything in return.
I finally decided to shorten my list of so-called friends. Take Stephanie for example, she always wants to go out to dinner but never offers to pay. Then there's David. He is always quick to take the credit for the efforts of others, especially when things turn out well, but in fact he makes little if any contribution. Another time I once asked William to help me with some yard work for an upcoming barbecue I was planning. He was a no-show for the work, but made it a point to show up for the party.

Getting rid of them was one of the best decisions I could have ever made. All they were doing is just using me as a red hen.
by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? October 20, 2019
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Red Chocolate

When your anal cavity gets ruptured and a combination of blood and shit comes out of your anus
John was spewing red chocolate when a got a pencil up his asshole
by mcjohnuuy September 26, 2017
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