certified cheesecake

absolute badman cheese cake, above all the other, this one stands out ontop

yo have you tried this cheese cake?

yeah g thats a certified cheesecake!!

by certifiedbadboycheesecake March 14, 2018

Cheesecake Mafia

Where a bunch of uncircumcised men collect their dick cheese and start a cheese factory.

Hey Max, wanna start a Cheesecake Mafia?

by Undercover MVP July 01, 2022

Daddy's Cheesecake

The act of your father ejaculating in your arse. Afterword your mother eats it all.

i loved the Daddy's Cheesecake at the family cook out last week.

by Biginfamous May 06, 2020

off your cheesecake

Unloading an unfathomable fetish for cheesecakes, typically when engaging in celebratory activities.
The word is stemmed from the phrase "✰♡✰ onii-chan please add creamcheese to my cherry cake! daisuki onii-chan✰♡✰!"

"Dude look! They are pretty deep... like how far are you bending over"
"Naw dude, thats too sus. Itll be hard for me to jack off your cheesecake!"

by duckduckduckyduck June 01, 2022

Newcastle Cheesecake

A group of male homosexuals getting it on. Cake is involved, too.

I sure could use a Newcastle Cheesecake right about now! It has been months, since the last get together!

by Gandolian August 29, 2020

Copenhagen Cheesecake

When a girl with a yeast infection sits on a guy's face and queefs in his mouth

Guy 1: I was with this chick last night and she queefed on my face.
Guy 2: That's just wrong!
Guy 1: You're telling me, she had a raging yeast infection!
Guy 2: The good old Copenhagen Cheesecake? You know, some guys pay good money for that.
Guy 1: Go home and don't talk to humans no more.

by Dave-Landon December 19, 2018

Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake

Leaving a penis unwashed for several months until theres smegma under his crown and then letting a bitch lick it off.

A:"Damn Shalissa got that Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake"
B:"Deadass?"
A:"Deadass"

by n1qq4s May 31, 2017