callum

a shrek like figure

oh yeah that girl is such a callum

by jollyfigure09 April 9, 2020

callum capper

basically the worlds biggest fuckin g

wow dude your such a callum capper

by MrPuckles March 6, 2017

Callum Cain

A very small man that is cool.
Callum Cain also has a big penis

Guy: You have a small penis
You: No I'm a Callum Cain

by Benlikeslily May 8, 2019

Callum

Callum's have a massive penis and are the smartest people ever

Callum you so smart

by Luke mattww February 3, 2021

Callum

Fat prick who munches loaded

Callum "Feed me more"

by Frog hunter May 9, 2020

Callum Harrison

The one above this is right for sure but not only that he has a fit mom and the 20p Is for viagra

Who’s that fat prick he must be called Callum Harrison

by Hello bish October 15, 2018

Callum Mckno

Callum Mckno is a lanky kid, a twat (cacia) and many more things. He apparently likes (probably loves) Pheobe Cullum and watch out cause he is a horny kid (abbie)people could call him a "bad kid" but all he does is skip lessons. <May be a player> I'm guessing he's not good at football because hes always getting injured during it.
If you get to know him he's actually really nice but a dickhead and annoying to start.

friend 1: hey Callum
callum: whats up?
girl 1: he's actually nice to you

friend 1 : yeah Callum Mckno and i are friends.

by matthew arnold year 9 May 7, 2019