ashley baker

Ashley Baker is a strong, kind, and loving person to know. She is nice, strong, and known to be quite honest. She is so pretty and beautiful.

Ashley Baker is super fun to have as your girlfriend!

by Ytsnorlaxgamer23 November 15, 2018

Baker's Daughter

Offspring of a dozen and a baker's dozen. In formulaic terms, it is 12 (a dozen) times 13 (a baker's dozen) which equals 156.

Salesman: "How many bagels do you?"
Customer: "Well, there's a lot of people, I better buy a baker's daughter"
Salesman: "We don't have that many bagels, sir"
Customer: "Well, shit."

by Baker's daughter's daddy January 1, 2012

Bakers Dolphin

A travel agency that provides coach trips.

I just went to Bakers' Dolphin.

by HiTmAN December 27, 2003

Baker Mayfield

The Baker Mayfield - the act of double fingering a butthole with the index and middle finger then wiping the poop smear underneath the eyes of your lover. This will look like eye black but brown, like the shitty QB he is.

Yo bro, i met this shitty bitch last night. Shes a dirty girl. Took her home and treated her to a Baker Mayfield!

Or

I am a browns fan and felt the need to cry and masterbate after the loss. I wanted to look like i felt so i gave myself a Baker Mayfield!

by Lilporno February 20, 2022

Baker Boy

Someone who prefers not to have intercourse with a woman, but simply to pleasure them self while staring at them.

oh my gosh! You're going out with Louis? He's very attractive, but how is he in bed?

Ehh... He's a bit of a baker boy.

by Che La Luna May 25, 2015

matthew baker

Some Mormon

What a Matthew baker

by CarrotCracker January 4, 2017

bakers dozen

1) A thirteen inch clit.
2) A clit so big it could be mistaken for a penis.
3) Something you don't want your dick to touch.

Guy 1: I can't believe you hooked up with her, she looked like she had a bakers dozen.
Guy 2: Dude, my ass hurts.

by Ttocs Senga March 31, 2008