Zooted ‘n Cooted

To be extremely high or under the influence of alcohol,opeits, or memes and then to be caught by the infamous “coots” who will then arrest you on the spot and then lock you

“Man I was smoking that good shit and got Zooted ‘n Cooted and now I lost my scholarship”

by CuntyMama December 1, 2017

zooted

zooted basically means being high

ex: Yo I’m so zooted right now I can barely think

by sk25 March 15, 2020

Zooted Scale

A scale describing how high someone is through a list of relatable descriptor words.
Please see as followed:
1. Creamed (as high as possible)
2. Zooted
3. Baked

4. Glazed
5. High
6. Lifted

"Hey man, are you okay after smoking that much? You look totally creamed according to the Zooted Scale."

by cactifetish69 April 10, 2021

Zoot

A Zoot is a Chinese Watermelon

-Yo, did you see that advertisement for a Zoot? What even is that?
- Oh it’s a Chinese Watermelon, they sell them at the store

by whatsazoot? June 20, 2022

Zooted

Something a jack ass would say when he’s describing something.

Yo my arms look zooted!

by sassy_sista September 6, 2019

Zooted

To visit the zoo more frequently than the average human, and getting fucked up off the smell of animal poop.

Thee homie B-Rad is zooted off the Zebra shit.

by Urban legend August 3, 2017

Zoot Suit

A Zoot Suit is a suit that has a killer-diller jacket with drape shape, trousers with reet plates and stuffed cuffs, and a loud art deco necktie.

Also called a Pachuco, it was popular among rebellious youth in America during WWII

I'm picking up my Zoot Suit from the tailor to-morrow!

by Vintage Translator February 13, 2020