Zoom juice

N. Zoom juice is any alcoholic beverage consumed during a Zoom meeting or any other videoconferencing application that helps the participant endure the monotony.

"Honey, I've got a Zoom call with my boss in 5 minutes, do you know where my zoom juice is?"

"Yes, dear. There's Jack in the pantry and the Jim Beam on the counter."

by E'rode May 8, 2020

Zoom to zoom

A condition where one's schedule is full of back-to-back with web conference call

My schedule is zoom to zoom today.

by tangyslice May 12, 2020

Zoom

A Stupid Online Chat Service That Makes Me So Mad

9:30 Am A Zoom
10:30 A Zoom
11:00 A Zoom

12:00 A Zoom

1:00 A Zoom
2:00 A Zoom

ALL WEEK

by Some Random MotherFucker May 18, 2020

zoom train

A group sex encounter, analogous to a “train”, which is facilitated by remote conferencing technology such as Zoom.

Hey me and the boys tryna slide thru and run a zoom train on Haley tonight. What's the meeting ID?

by tyronesbihhh May 25, 2020

Zoom

A glitchy, pervy, whacked-up way for people to connect in the midst of your average global pandemic.

Guy 1: yo i was zooming with the dudes the other day
Gal 1: okayyyy
Guy 2: zoom is so pervy
Gal 2: okay

by _Llama_Llady_ July 13, 2020

zoom

The video chat service that no one knew about until the covid-19 pandemic, when it suddenly exploded in popularity out of nowhere

Before corona:

"Wanna call each other on zoom?"
"boi wtf is zoom"

After corona:

"Wanna call each other on zoom?'
"hell yeah brotha"

by nlolhere July 15, 2020

zoom

a application used by schools to enslave students from the comfort of home during lock downs.

since we wont be coming to school we will be enslaving you with zoom.

by Tavor July 26, 2020