Zoom

A STUPID ASS MOTHERFUCKING WEBSITE TO MAKE CHILDREN TORTURE THEIR DREAMS IN VIRTUAL SCHOOL

Mom “hey sweetie,are you in zoom yet?“
Me “no mom im on facetime with a 50 year old man and 828992839 children“

by I’m a big girl February 7, 2021

zoom boom

The act of watching pornographic material on a Zoom meeting with your friends.

He asked me if I wanted to zoom boom with them tonight.

by Niarcisse April 30, 2020

Multi-Zooming

the practice of using Zoom meetings to accomplish household tasks, engage in work in other tabs, or communicate through other channels about things that have nothing to do with the Zoom meeting

I think I'll do some multi-zooming and get all my laundry folded during my 9:00 meeting today.

by Jill Bystrom December 9, 2020

zoom

The most stupid app in the world.CHINA is hearing you.

me: So do u use zoom for the online lesson

by Elmo friend January 27, 2021

hound zoom

The act of zooming in on somebody's face very close for comedic affect..

"Bro watch me hound zoom this ridiculous photo of Jeremey's girlfriend"

by J Force October 11, 2016

Zoom

The app that people used in 2020 and early 2021 for school and work.

"Hi Max, have you logged onto Zoom?"

"No, I haven't Sir."

by Sir Alex Broadbent April 11, 2021

Zoom PTSD

Like PTSD, but is when you are just hanging with your friends or eating dinner you hear the Zoom *ding* sound in those places or you have a feeling that has similarity to being late to work.

"We've been online a lot and I think I might be starting to catch a case Zoom PTSD."

by GarbageFire January 5, 2022