Zebra

Zebra is dip drunk. Brew is to drunk as dip is to Zebra.

Hey. Look at Joe he is so Zebra.
Ya, he’s striate fucked.

by Jo Packets June 9, 2009

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I like the Zebra Zebra

the song a zebra in that one Armenian ice-cream ad from 2007, which is basically a remix of "I Like To Move It Move It"

Full lyrics of this masterpiece:

I LIKE THE ZEBRA ZEBRA
HE LIKES THE ZEBRA ZEBRA
SHE LIKES THE ZEBRA ZEBRA
YOU LIKE TO? ZEBRA!!

*a zebra stands at the ice-cream truck*

Ice-cream Vendor: what would you like here?
Zebra: I would like...uhmmm...I LIKE THE ZEBRA ZEBRA, HE LIKES THE ZEBRA ZEBRA, SHE LIKES THE ZEBRA ZEBRA, YOU LIKE TO? ZEBRA!!
Ice-cream Vendor: so, vanilla ice-cream
Zebra: yes

by kzkekzrxj August 3, 2024

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Zebra juice

Blood from self harm

This bitch is so crazy, she was finger painting with her zebra juice

by Jayybirdie April 24, 2021

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alternative term used to describe someone dealing with self harm. often used as a joke between others who also self harm

girlfriend a: babe i'm actually a zebra. i'm not asking you to fix me, i just need you to understand me
girlfriend b: thank you for trusting me with this. i understand this is a sensitive topic and you are so strong for surviving whatever you've gone through. i love you just as you are

by heidiisfuckingcrazy July 19, 2025

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they are long lost unicorns that got in a fight with cavemen and lost their horns. they then bread with horses and tigers and got stripes. then noah captured them on his ark and took them to africa. that is a zebra.

a zebra is a hornless unicorns who had kids with horses and tigers.

by golden elephant July 25, 2012

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