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Tiger Woods

Plays golf, tends to be a man-whore, sleeps around, isn't very faithful, not very good at lying or cheating. Always gets caught. Obviously a dick.
"Did you hear Tiger Woods cheated on hi wife with about 14 of girls?!?
by Nikki6969 December 25, 2009
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tiger woods

An ASIAN/African-American professional golfer who attended Stanford University in Palo Alto, CA but dropped out, only to become the second most successful college drop-out in recent history (wanna guess who #1 is?).
I watched in amazement the other day as Tiger Woods absolutely destroyed those country club boys at the golf tournament.
by Oprah March 8, 2003
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emma woods

A really hot girl that is blonde and perfect in every way! She is a babe! I love her!
by Dipstick10 June 19, 2014
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tiger woods

"I'm sorry hun! i just couldn't help but tiger woodsing with that fine piece of ass!
by sudol April 5, 2010
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Tiger Woods

Just a rich ass nigger who paid a lot to fuck a hot blond. Paid a lot meaning, you spent hundreds of thousands per lay. Do the math...............100 Million for 6 or 7 years of fucking.....................Pretty Expensive whore......Gold Digger
She married Tiger Woods, the rich nigger, because she had dug up her pot of gold.

Just a few years of hell and 1/2 is her's.
by Just a normal Black guy September 2, 2010
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Woodshed

AKA shedding, woodshedding is one of the most ambiguous jazz terms around (but the version I learned from old time players will be posted here). Sheddin is the act of intensely practicing your instrument after being publicly humiliated by your bad playing. This humiliation might be from a terrible solo or from not knowing the key the piece is played in (not being able to improvise in all keys). Shedding usually includes

This is derived from getting your ass beaten (with scraps from a woodshed).
I went down to a jam session at ----- about a month ago, and this other tenor player just tore my ass UP. So I shedded every day since, and I'm finally confident and able enough to play in public again. Ima tear this shit up, ya heard?! I went down to the woodshed.
by Jazzbo023211 September 10, 2007
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wooism

An irrational belief system based on 2 fundamental principles: The first is that Big Pharma is hiding the cures for all major diseases and the government is hiding technology, mostly alien, that could solve all energy problems.The second is that everything you read on the internet is true, unless it comes from an academic,government or scientific/medical organization website.
The wooism got too deep for me when she swore homeopathy and vitamins could could cure my multiple sclerosis.
by tompaines ghost October 27, 2007
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