Shit

“Hey Jim I gotta take a shit... Quick!! Get out.”

“Hey I’m playing fortnite too here.”

by AijazGaming September 10, 2019

by Shit is good February 22, 2019

When you take such a bad crap, there’s literally nothing else that can be used instead of it

Me: I just took a MASSIVE crap
Friend: so you just took a shit.

shit

a big dump that comes out through your bumhole and into the toilet and then gets flushed down into the toilet bowl.

Jimmy: aw man i am constipated

Katrina:go take a shit
Jimmy:alright

by XePoison February 26, 2018

Shit is the amount of fucks given when your wife who you already cheated on cheats on you. Oh, and also a dickbag.

Friend: "Hey, I heard your wife cheated on you."
You: "I don't give two shits." Aka, I don't give a FUCK that she cheated. "I cheated first."
Friend: "Wow you fucked up your own marriage you piece of shit"

by Cats_Are_BOSS! April 27, 2019

Kenzie: y’all ain’t shit

James: You may be loyal but you ain’t shit
Kenzie: I am the shit

by bigdracoo September 28, 2023

Shit the WiFi went out

by Jana Jordan December 26, 2018