Walking into a porn shop and you say (in your best British accent) “By God! Where’s my dick on a wish stick?!”
by Boski March 27, 2021

No one can keep their hands off her box. Sexy, bright, and fun on the outside and sweet, wholesome, and irresistible on the inside.
She is love. She is life. She is the world's best-tasting healthy cereal that grants your three wishes: low sugar, high protein, grain free.
She is love. She is life. She is the world's best-tasting healthy cereal that grants your three wishes: low sugar, high protein, grain free.
Every morning I have a bowl of Three Wishes before continuing my day as the coolest, healthiest, smartest person alive.
by lycksokare22 November 24, 2021

by Miss Demeanor December 16, 2023

When you are penetrating anally with either your penis or your fingers, and you pull out and theres feces on you. Typically a noun, it can be used as an insult.
“She hasn’t cleaned there every time I have sex with her! I might as well call her the Taco Bell Wishing Well.”
by Aros22 April 15, 2022

The act of trying to shift to a higher gear while driving even though you are already in your highest gear. Usually happens to 4 cylender drivers.
Passanger "why do you keep trying to shift over?"
Driver "I keep gear wishing, everyone is passing us"
Driver "I keep gear wishing, everyone is passing us"
by spotofmocha July 30, 2011

A new birth control method by which a man crosses his eyes, fingers, and toes at the same immediately before ejaculated, rendering the sperm cells dizzy and only able to swim in circles.
by The McHenry November 28, 2020
