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do you wish for fries

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do you wish for fries no
by scalywinky August 23, 2024
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birthday wish rule

the belief that telling someone what you wished for won't come true. similar to when you wish for something on your birthday before you blow out your candles, and you can't tell anyone what you wished for because it won't come true.

the birthday wish rule applies mostly to the law of attraction.
teacher: "what are you planning to do after high school?"

intellectual student: "if it tell you, it won't come true. birthday wish rule. sorry not sorry."

in this situation, the teacher could end up being a mean person and try to use your aspirations against you. for example, if you want to be a famous pop star, they might bully you and make you lose hope, telling you that you'll never amount to anything. of course, they could also be supportive and become a day one. it's up to you. it may involve risk, but it's up to you. always.

to fail and grow is not something you might always want to avoid.

much love !! hadn't seen this word anywhere so decided to create it :)
by minuterie August 26, 2024
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I wish I knew you wanted me, Monse

Blud, srsly? The girl I like wanted me? I jst hit a bru moment cuz........................................srsly tho?
I wish I knew you wanted me, Monse - This is a word that should be used when the girl you liked named Monse (From my previous post) wanted you. And you didn't know until her friend told you when she switched schools
by Call Me (626) -665 - 3202 September 16, 2024
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When You Wish Upon An Oak

== Noun ==
A "special" but rather nauseating episode of Everything's Rosie. It's where Rosie and her friends go and find out how old Oakley is, however what makes it nauseating is that EVERYONE's heads squish throughout the episode, and poor Archie the chameleon got thrown straight into a hollow tree.

==Verb==
When someone wishes upon an oak, they say "One, two, three, blow!" which causes their head to squish non stop. Over time the head will be so squishy the skull will have been fractured. This can result in having a stroke or brain damage. If no medical treatment is applied to it, the person would die from wishing upon an oak.
== Noun ==

Person 1: What are your thoughts on When You Wish Upon An Oak, the Everything's Rosie special?
Person 2: It was AWFUL! Their heads kept squishing! I'm NEVER watching that episode ever again!!

== Verb ==

Person 1: One, two, three, blow!
(their head starts squishing)
(Weeks later, the person's head starts squishing so much their skull is fractured)
Person 1: I knew I shouldn't've wished upon an oak!
by ArchieTheChameleonFan November 24, 2024
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Milwaukee Death Wish

A man throwing up into a toilet on his hands and knees, while his partner eats his asshole.
Bob: How was your night last night?
Dan: Great night, Suzan gave me the Milwaukee Death Wish, I'll make sure not to kiss her for a couple days
by lowtaperfade69 December 9, 2024
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Wishful thinking

On your part.
Hym "Stop trying to impose your wishful thinking on me by democratic fiat. You're a one trick pony. You don't control reality as a matter of democratic fiat, cripple. And what you are doing now is trying save your own hide."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2025
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