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the sigma you wish to be

This obviously referring to the one known as "the j".

A lot of people mistake it for j, but it is actually THE j
"oh hey handsome" wiggles butt cutely
"sorry, but i am the sigma you wish to be"
by kkinquestion March 26, 2025
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Wish boner

when you bend your dick left you get a random wish
random dude: yo bro i bent my dick left and i got a wish
Other random dude: u got a wish boner
by BLISS PATCHES March 9, 2021
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scums wish

A wish that fulfils ones own selfish desires
To be loved by you alone, is my scums wish.

That is a scums wish man.
by Tribal69 February 23, 2022
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Billie i wish

Expression to discribe how much you wish to be Billie Eilish.
My friend: Check my new hairstyle, green roots juste like Billie Eilish!
Me: Billie i wish.
by founes November 15, 2023
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I wish I was dead

Darling, no! Oh god, no no no. Please don't.. I understand your feelings and desire for it but- but this isn't how you end it. You have so much potential. You- You are just.. lucky in your own way, maybe. I don't know you or what kind of life you've had but trust me, I had the same life too. Whether it's because of family issues, personal stuff, work problems, bullying, disability, harassments, whatever it is.. Don't. Even I have problems and I came here to define this term/help you all out. Please don't. You can do this. Even though we may have never met or will never do it. Just remember..

There is a person whose dream life is yours.

There is a person who thinks about you, indirectly.

There is a person who cares.

There is a person who smiles everyday because of you.

There is a person who healed because of you.

I wish to be the same person.

Keep smiling. Keep laughing. And never ever lose your bright joy in the dark tunnel of life and trauma.

Actual Definition: A phrase either told as a joke by people when something bad happens or when they are in a situation or a phrase told by depressed and broken people who cannot take life's burden anymore and just wishes for the end of their existence to wipe away the pain and trauma.
EXAMPLE 1:

(Person 1 spills coffee over her new dress)

Person 1: Oh sh- (sighs) I wish I was dead.

Friends: (snicker) Dudee.. You can't say that-

EXAMPLE 2:
(Person 1 is depressed and alone)

Person 1: I wish I was dead-

Friend: Are you okay? Do you need help?

Person 1: ... yes.. Remember: It's okay to let go and ask for help

Friend: Let's talk. It's gonna be alright..
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