Like a windsock in a gale warning

Witty reply to "How's it hanging"

Hey,Wolf! How's it hangin?
It's hangin' like a windsock in a gale warning.

by wolfbait51 October 31, 2011

wendis

Something that is very bad. For example: when you go to Aldi and they have seasonal hand soap. You get really excited about having seasonal soap in your home, and go to smell each and every flavor in order to ascertain the ideal soap for your home. But upon smelling them, your nasal passages are assaulted with the force of a thousand nuns.

That is wendis.

Person A: I went to ALDI the other day, and they had some seasonal soaps.
Person B: That's so bwedjis, bro.
Person A: No, it was wendis as hell dude! They all smelled like shit...

by Andrew Carnie November 22, 2019

windsor

The small white Canadian city that cowers in fear of Detroit's big black dong.

Windsor is Detroit's bitch and always will be.

by Canadia October 11, 2004

windshield wiper

blowing a load on a girl's face, then taking your manhood and using it as a wiper blade to smear it all over her face.

when that ho was done blowing me i gave her the "windshield wiper".

by supercron78 October 21, 2003

Windshield Wiper

When a person takes another persons cock and wipes it back and forth across their face while that person is cumming.

That bitch was such a freak when I started cumming in her mouth she pulled it out and started smearing it back and forth all over her face like a gawdamned windshield wiper.

by M.Hines For President 2016 December 1, 2016

ohmigosh winds

loaded messages disseminated in order to produce an emotional rather than rational response to the information presented. The desired result is a change of the cognitive narrative of the subject in the target audience. Related to "propaganda"

"I'll go with the candidate that is least blown about by the ohmigosh winds and at the same time addresses the largest concerns of America"

or...

"Knowing him as well as she did, she was was hardly affected by the ohmigosh winds circulating about his integrity"

by Generica McPlainwrap March 21, 2008

Southern Winds

Same as flatulence

I just blew the Southern Winds

by Lizard J03¡ June 2, 2019