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this isn't where i parked my car

If you are ever in a bad situation, use this line to avoid danger. It will get save you from getting your ass kicked!
Scotty: Soccer (football) hooligans
Cooper: Hey this isn't where i parked my car!
Hooligan: Oi! Who the bloody hell are you?. This is a private members bar, exclusively for the supporters of the of the shittest football team in the world (Manchester United). Now please... enlighten me... WHO THE FUCK ARE YA?
Cooper: That is a good question and... Scotty...
Scotty: We are the Manchester United fan club from Ohio
Hooligan: If you're Manchester United supporters, sing the Manchester United song
Scotty: Excuse me i'm sorry, i'm not much of a singer
Hooligan: *smashes bottle as a threat* SING!
Scotty: My Baby takes the morning train, he works from 9 to 5 and then, he takes another home again to find me watching the Manchester United FOOTBALL TEAM! (slaps hooligan on chest in excitement) eh?. The best (but shittest) freaking team in all the land Woohoo!
Cooper: *Smiles and approves*
Hooligan: Pretty good... PRETTY DAMN GOOD LADS!
Hooligans: YEAH!

Scotty and Cooper have proved they are manchester united fans after all.

As you can see Cooper used This isn't where i parked my car early on, but we all know the hooligans just wanted to hear scotty sing... coopers this isn't where i parked my car was good enough on its own!
by Goonerbear93 May 4, 2010
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Where's the Fridge

An alternative and not as vulgar way to say WTF. Commonly used when there are adults or children around. Can also be used just because it sounds fun or because someone just said somthing random.
1: so we are doing somthing with 3 this weekend?
2: My toes are cold.
1: Where's the Fridge?! What are you TALKING about?!?!
by Lukens August 15, 2005
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Where da donkeys

A line in a fan remake of a Ke$ha parody (Glitter Puke)
Wake up in the morning feeling greener than Shrek (WHERE DA DONKEYS?)
by wheredadonks August 29, 2010
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Where is my wife!?

A phrase typically exclaimed by a single eccentric male in sorrow or madness when in search of their female partner, with little success being granted.
Ayoon: Where is my wife!?
Hibab: idk fam
Ayoon: I swear down, I need to find my wife! Where is she!?
by MyBlinIsAFraud April 17, 2018
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Where The Crawdads Sing

Where The Crawdads Sing is best known as a novel by Delia Owens, usually a nonfiction writer. To quote the blurb on the back of the book, here is the summary. "For years, rumors of "The Marsh Girl" Have haunted Barkley Cove, a quiet town on the North Carolina coast. So in late 1969, when handsome Chase Andrews is found dead, the locals immediately suspect Kya Clark, the so-called Marsh Girl.

But Kya is not what they say. Sensitive and intelligent, she survived for years alone in the marsh that she calls home, finding friends in the gulls and lessons in the sand..."

The book was published in 2018 by the company PUTNAM.

"Where The Crawdads Sing" is also a saying, at least in the universe that the characters live in and the meaning is more literal than you'd might think. However... I want to see someone else put the other meaning on here.
"Hey, have you read Where The Crawdads Sing?
by Nana Bear? July 12, 2020
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where did the time go

Phrase referring to how quickly time seems to pass over a large amount of time

Similar to "How time flies"
Person 1: Do you remember fidget spinners?
Person 2: Yes, what about them?
Person 1: They were popular 4 years ago
Person 2: Wow, where did the time go?
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big where it counts

Girl: You're so small!
Guy: I'm big where it counts! ;)
by bigwhereitcounts October 19, 2013
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