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steel wheel

In hi/lo split poker games such as Omaha Hi/Lo or Stud Hi/Lo, a hand consisting of the ace, two, three, four, and five of the same suit. It is simultaneously the best possible low hand (5-4-3-2-A) and a very strong high hand (straight flush), and will therefore almost always win at least 3/4 of the pot. Wheel refers to any 5 high straight, the flush is what makes it a "steel" wheel.
Last time I got quads playing Omaha on Pokerstars, someone had a steel wheel and he ended up scooping the pot.
by dave090906 September 12, 2006
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run the wheels off

1. To keep doing something long after one should have stopped.

2. To beat a dead horse.

3. Whatever you are doing has died, finished, been exploited to its fullest and you have chosen to continue... perhaps your a jerk.
a. Bill Watterson (creator of Calvin and Hobbes): "I think some of the reason "Calvin and Hobbes" still finds an audience today is because I chose not to run the wheels off it.

I've never regretted stopping when I did."

b. I think ol' Sly may be running the wheels off of the Rocky/Rambo franchises'.
by Grymm Deth February 2, 2010
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Nick Wheeler

by Anonymous October 18, 2003
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Wheelchairing

verb- the act of using a wheelchair to bullshit your way into grand national finals
Union is a band that used wheelchairing to get themselves into GNF.
by GWAA AVON WILL EAT YOU May 10, 2011
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Mississippi Wheelbarrow

Your partner stands on his/her hands, and you grab his/her ankles facing backwards. Then you proceed to deficate inside of your partner's anal cavity, and walk them around on their hands.
Greg, "Hey cindy, how bout a mississippi wheelbarrow?!"

Cindy, "Sure i love $h!t in my @$$!"
by The HandyMan March 18, 2009
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Machiavellian Wheel-barrow

Similar to the sexual position, 'the wheel-barrow' (i.e on one's back in a submissive role with the legs pulled over the partner's shoulders) the bottoming person would be either debating, complaining, glaring (or all at the same time) during the entire process.
I was trying to make him comfortable for his first time, but the agitated little shit kept patronizing me and glaring at me. It was probably my fault for provoking him, but heck it was a total Machiavellian wheel-barrow moment.
by Le Emme February 21, 2011
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Awkward Fourth Wheel

n. The state of tagging along on a date in which you are not the only one tagging along. Normally this would not be a problem unless you are already dating someone and have no intention of cheating. This is the rare opportunity where there are TWO awkward third wheels. Take the following example:
Dude, I was totally an awkward fourth wheel on Pete's date with Chelsea because Lauren was sick. Chelsea brought a friend but she was shit ugly plus I have a girlfriend.
by Jtime2 February 24, 2009
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