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cocoa wheaties

When you nut in their ass, and they poop and your cum is on the poop and they float around the bowl like cocoa wheaties.
Guy: I gave you coca wheaties this morning.

Guy2: what?
Guy1: I came in your ass, and there was my cum on your poops, cocoa wheaties.
by Walter F. October 25, 2020
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cream of wheaten

Diarrhea......
Hunny, the baby is cream of wheaten again !
by Ashley & J.R March 18, 2015
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fields of wheat

The term 'fields of wheat' refers to having sexual activity in the countryside, similar to dogging it has become a common pass time in rural British culture, most commonly used by the upper class gentry and ladies of the manor.
Jenny next door and i were exploring the fields of wheat last week, she is a hot lady to know.
by Scottish edgit May 30, 2018
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Uber to Wheaton

Slang for blowjob, specifically from someone from the Chicago suburbs looking for a taste of city livin’
We went in the bathroom and I got the best Uber to Wheaton I’ve had in years.
by Mangoshakes August 2, 2019
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Winter's Worth of Wheat

A Winter's Worth of Wheat is an antiquated barter system used in some communities that face a long and unprofitable Winter season. At its purest darkness would a family receive enough wheat to last them through the Winter - regardless of household size - in exchange for a newly born infant. The infant was typically fed to abominable supernatural creatures such as vampires or brought up to be a eunuch or slave. Typically, however, was the term used on a more general scale to refer to any sort of illegal business that gave a large commodity in exchange for something irreplaceable and therefore usually of great sentimental value.
"So did Jenneigh get her abortion yet?"
"No, she said she's gonna carry it full term for a Winter's Worth of Wheat. Really wants that $500 Sephora gift card."
by Päällikkö March 6, 2022
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Frosted Mini Wheat

I busted all over him, turned him into a frosted mini wheat.
by Taztim September 13, 2022
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assault the wheat

When you're too tired to say "hit the hay", but just awake enough to let your violent primal urges slip out.
God damn, I'm tired, I'm gonna assault the wheat.
by Literal Code October 29, 2022
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