Weasel Neck

A Weasel neck is someone who cannot complete a simple task.

Anyone who is a weasel neck will single handily fuck up any given task.

"I want to send John to unload those lorries"
"Don't do that he is a right Weasel neck"

by Hollandino July 20, 2017

Weasel Date

When two people, of opposite genders, are attracted to each other and are spending some alone time. Whether this alone time is in a group and these two people have kind of separated themselves a bit from other people; or are completely alone together.

"Where's ___ and ___? Oh nvm, they're over there on a weasel date..."

by doubleC^2 August 4, 2020

Weasel Snorting

When someone has the ability to suck cocaine through their urethra.

My Weasel Snorting has gained me a lot of internet fame, if only my girlfriend found it as fun as I do.

by IridescentBlade July 27, 2016

Marf Weasel

That humurous fart when it starts out with a pop, immediatley followed by a long high pitched sound ending the fart. Sounds like, "Pow, weeeeeeee"

"Did you hear Chris' loud Marf weasel in class today"? Even the teacher laughed!

by Jimbo75 October 3, 2011

Butterscotch Weasel

The act of love making when one partner braces their hand inside their other to grind their opposing elbow into the anus of the other partner.

"What did you and Cindy get up to last night?"
"We went bowling, had a couple of frosty milkshakes, and then I gave that bitch a Butterscotch Weasel."

by abeautifulanus December 18, 2018

Weasel Words

Weasel words are commonly used amongst bureaucrats to appear as if they have an idea of what they are talking about. Beware when using in written communication as someone smarter may just pull you up.

Did you catch that legend carve up Caroline at the hearing?
Caroline? The weasel words chick?
Yeah, that Caroline.
Nah mate, couldn't cop all the gibberish.

by DontBeaMaurice November 20, 2020

Turd weasel

A small rodent type weasel/mouse who is often shown to be present by the droppings (feces) left behind.

We must have a turd weasel under the sink, I see all the droppings.

by Bufort T Cockles October 29, 2018