Weasel Snorting

When someone has the ability to suck cocaine through their urethra.

My Weasel Snorting has gained me a lot of internet fame, if only my girlfriend found it as fun as I do.

by IridescentBlade July 27, 2016

Weasel Neck

A Weasel neck is someone who cannot complete a simple task.

Anyone who is a weasel neck will single handily fuck up any given task.

"I want to send John to unload those lorries"
"Don't do that he is a right Weasel neck"

by Hollandino July 20, 2017

Weasel Date

When two people, of opposite genders, are attracted to each other and are spending some alone time. Whether this alone time is in a group and these two people have kind of separated themselves a bit from other people; or are completely alone together.

"Where's ___ and ___? Oh nvm, they're over there on a weasel date..."

by doubleC^2 August 4, 2020

Weasel Pants

A adjective or noun that refers to a persons penis or metaphorical penis, typically used by older creepy ass men. The weasel in ones pants being the dick.

"stop that you weasel pants."

"Mr Ferri you're a fucking creep."

"language young weasel pants."

by voluptuous frog March 12, 2019

weasel-tastic

of or pertaining to weasel like godliness

molly and dylan are fuckin weasel-tastic

by molly and dylan April 28, 2008

Weasel Words

Weasel words are commonly used amongst bureaucrats to appear as if they have an idea of what they are talking about. Beware when using in written communication as someone smarter may just pull you up.

Did you catch that legend carve up Caroline at the hearing?
Caroline? The weasel words chick?
Yeah, that Caroline.
Nah mate, couldn't cop all the gibberish.

by DontBeaMaurice November 20, 2020

weasel homo

A straight guy who has sex with guys, but doesn't want anyone to know about it, but everyone knows.

Denial closet case

Guy 1: "Did you hear Taylor sucked his dick?"
Guy 2: "What a weasel homo."

by Dream3ater December 13, 2015