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The Ultimate Warrior

A sexual position where you and your lover can both watch "The Ultimate Warrior's All-Time Greatest Matches DVD" and if not available, a self-recorded tape of his Wrestlemania 6 fight against Hulk Hogan will do. Right when your girl is about to reach her climax (preferably in a physical position where your two shadows cast upon a nearby wall will make out to look like The Ultimate Warrior mining for Riaken fuel), once she nears climax you start beating the piss out of her, throwing tomahawk elbows and nasty moon-a-saults, punches and nuclear leg-drops will suffice as well. When she is naked and badly injured, you then yell and chant the Ultimate Warrior's theme song, while stomping around the room.

Definition note: This act of sexual fun is considered illegal in about 50 states. However, extremely legal and frequent on the planet Raiken.
Jason - "Dude, I just ordered my copy of "The Ultimate Warrior's All-Time Greatest Matches DVD", Rebecca is not even gonna know what the fuck happened when I give her The Ultimate Warrior"

Rick - "I heard that is extremely illegal bro, make sure you buy plenty of gauze and bandages"
by Gary "The No Trash Cougar" Lee November 19, 2007
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The Warrior

The act of roaring as loud as possible into a girls face just as you orgasm inside her..
"ROOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR"
"WTF was that??"
"I am pretty sure my roomie just did The Warrior"
by k142 May 10, 2010
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golden state warriors

an NBA team in oakland with a solid line-up of Baron Davis,Jason Richardson,and Adonal Foyle,and Troy Murphy
warriors will make the play-offs in 06-07 season
by tha truth teller April 29, 2005
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Dragon Warrior

The ORIGINAL RPG that wordFinal Fantasy/word ripped itself off from.
Why is Final Fantasy so similar to Dragon Warrior? Because it is a direct ripoff of Dragon Warrior!
by Loto October 25, 2003
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jib tech warrior

A term used in British Columbia (Canada) to describe a male "jib tech" who stay up all day & night looking for things to steal.
by Emma Dillon May 3, 2006
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Warriors

The main gang in the cult movie "The Warriors"(1979). Mainly know as The Warriors, Warriors is a sort of nick-name. The Warriors are framed by The Rogues for killing New York's largest gang's(Riffs) president and have to fight their way to their home, Coney Island. During their journey home they encounter gangs such as the Turnbull AC's, Baseball Furies, The Lizzies and The Punks. Once they get home The Rogues confront them at the Coney Island beach and The Warriors and The Rogues have a stand-off. The Riffs show up and know The Warriors were framed(a boy from another gang told the Riffs) and let the Warriors go while they beat down the Rogues. See The Warriors
Loser: Whats the Warriors?
Winner: TIS' THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE!
Loser: *wimpers*
by Andy Beisel September 8, 2008
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mighty warrior

A warrior that is mighty. Often seen in the company of a squad of teenage girls.
Corn chips are no place for a mighty warrior.
by Bubsy December 17, 2005
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