Hot Walrus

A Hot Walrus is when you come in a girls mouth and the jizz drips out of each corner of her mouth like a walrus' tusks.

Dude did you see him give that girl a hot walrus?

by Jay2016 March 19, 2016

waxing the walrus

A term affectionately passed down to me from an online friend from a friend of hers to refer to male masturbation.

Likely best when you got a fatty your damn drawers can't hold.

Goddammit mom! Can't you see this is my living room and I'm busy waxing the walrus?!

by Jack694 December 6, 2009

one eyed walrus

Male anatomy: the balls and asshole.

Forget about the tusks: if you draw a walrus you'll have 2 circles for the muzzle and put whiskers on it. These are the balls dangling down. The asshole is the single eye above.

Want to be a sophisticated lover? Bend over and tell her to lick the one eyed walrus.

by TreeWeezel May 23, 2011

fucking the walrus

One is considered to be "fucking the walrus" when he or she takes a good hit of ganja, holds it in, takes a big gulp of chocolate milk, and then exhales. When one exhales, the aftertaste is of Reese's Pieces.

I was fucking the walrus for the first time last night and it was great. Let's buy some more chocolate milk and do it again!!!

by GreenJazz June 10, 2014

Obey the Walrus

A video from YouTube of Sandi Crisp dancing with a reversed nursery rhyme to it.

Obey the Walrus is the epitome of destruction of sanity.

by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 8, 2021

West Texas Walrus

The West Texas Walrus is a classic, this technique is performed when a girl is getting nailed from behind and is about to reach her climax, the male will then bend down and stick to strands of hay up her nose and listen to her bellow like a walrus for the duration of the orgasm.

I gave my girlfriend the West Texas Walrus last night.

by The raging red monster February 27, 2008

damaged walrus

1. A walrus, usually in an aquarium or zoo setting, that is obviously the mother of the other walruses, and therefore has a damaged and flappy vagina.

2. A poor creature who will impress and stupefy teenagers for hours at a time; the object of conversations with complete strangers or new acquaintances on crowded streets.

Tarah mistook the damaged walrus' vagina for a penis, and was awestruck for 17 minutes straight.

by Christine Delino September 1, 2006