blow my wad

About to come like kilamanjaro

Whispering in class
:dude did u see katie today
:no y
:if i have another class with her i might blow my wad

by SLBDP4LIFE August 27, 2006

Mint Wad Willy

1930's slang for a marijuana cigarette, or joint.

"hey you fellas smokin' a mint wad willy?"

by ylliwdawtnim January 13, 2009

shot my wad

shot my wad} ejaculation, "cumming" gettin off

"dude! we need to find some hookers"; na, I met someone earlyer and shot my wad.

by gearjam October 28, 2007

moist pussy wad

the grossiest three words you can think off....

and then there is vaginal psoraisis....

and then anal queef.

moist pussy wad; what you have.

all three of those are what you have.

by kris j. August 25, 2008

wid wad

slang term for wade

dude, totally wid wad!

by poo July 14, 2003

dutch stink wad

The act where a man and a woman do a 69, and the partner ontop shits on the face of the partner below for pleasure.

Hey honey, give me a nice dutch stink wad.

by patrick December 5, 2004

Obama wad

1.The people left talking about how great Obama is, after the 2008 election.
2. Similar to a fuck wad, but stupider.

Person: They are all Obama wads.

by leim1234567 March 2, 2010