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meat violin

gonna stroke my meat violin and then go to sleep
by MeatViolin69 May 2, 2014
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Dirty Viking

It's where a male uses his ass hair to give a woman a shit stained beard by sitting on their face
Susan had always dreamed of getting a Dirty Viking from Steve
by Ronn Muffmuncher March 25, 2018
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Land Viking

A homeless person. Usually drunk. Goes to punk shows, doesn't pay, steals smokes and beer. Squeegees cars at intersections when they can't steal or mooch.
Get your dirty ass squeegee off my windshield you disgusting Land Viking.
by Jujunum August 26, 2018
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Douchey Violin Player

Damn what a douchey violin player, he's so full of himself.
by tudeep November 26, 2020
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Super Viking

The ranking for a Nordic sailor guy that is above a Regular Viking, but below a Super Duper Viking
"my Nordic cousin Bjørn got promoted from a low-class Regular Viking to a intermediate-class Super Viking"
by Botanical Gull July 11, 2021
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Minnesota vikings

Minnesota vikings

A team in the National Football League (NFL) whose idea of a successful season is not choking during the last 5 weeks and missing the playoffs. Unlike other teams, they know they will never win a Super Bowl and once they make the playoffs, that's pretty much it. Most of their fans are greek and as we know greek men invented man on man anal sex. They call kirk cousins primetime for absoultely no reason at all, he is in fact not primetime at all. Also minnesota has the worst food in america. They say duck duck grey duck instead of duck duck goose. (Idiots) basically only thing that came out of minmesota that was even remotely cool was prince and he was suspect.
The minnesota vikings will win the superbowl in neveruary
by Cashcow820 November 22, 2021
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The Viking

When a guy, specifically named Peter, grabs locks of your hair from either side and starts shaking your head and giggling in the middle of a make out session.
Bro it was so fucking weird, Peter did the Viking to me. Never going back.
by sillygooseandaslut June 25, 2022
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