Urban Dictionary 

A black hole that will suck you in for hours on end, until it is way to late to do whatever you came to a computer to do; a great tool in the art of procrastination.

Boy: Have you finished your essay yet?
Girl: Uh no, I've been on Urban Dictionary for the past 5 hours

Urban Dictionary by Emchob January 13, 2012

Urban Dictionary 

Gay ass website accepts the most crass definitions, but not witty/fun ones. I like melons.

-Have you looked up 'Chair' on Urban Dictionary?

- Yeah! It said 'Chair' is a form of dick sucking whale whore.

Urban Dictionary by UDL November 12, 2012

Urban Dictionary 

A site dedicated to offensive and sexually oriented definitions that are commonly false. It allows anyone to post a definition of a word asking to write for a large audience and to provide background information while excepting childish and unnecessary definitions. Not to be used for serious reference or research. Can be used for fun and jokes.

Person 1: " Hey, do you know what this word means?"
Person 2: " No, I'm not really sure. You definitely don't want to look it up on Urban Dictionary though."
Person 1: " Why not? Is it bad?"
Person 2: " No not really, you just never know what you getting."

Urban Dictionary by GhostyGoober November 16, 2013

Urban Dictionary 

... fucking seriously. Looking up Urban Dictionary, on Urban Dictionary! I- I don't even "WANT" to give you a definition of it.

Urban Stuff + dictionary = Urban Dictionary.

Urban Dictionary by Morgan Freeman's evil Piñata. January 3, 2014

urban dictionary 

A magical place where the most straight forward words can become sexual at any time.

A Snowball fight on urban dictionary is when partners spit jizz around in each others mouths and pass it back and forth

urban dictionary by theflyingturtle March 9, 2014

Urban Dictionary 

A dictionary website for a bunch of horny teens who literally have nothing to do but hate on everything that exists and talk about sex

Looks up 'katy perry'

*judgement*

Looks up 'Oklahoma'

*sexual references*

Looks up 'Apple'

*hate*

Person: why does Urban Dictionary exist ?

Urban Dictionary by fanboyingislife May 26, 2014

Urban Dictionary 

Urban Dictionary is an online dictionary that was formerly used to find out about slang and other serious things but eventually got overrun by teenagers posting about sex positions and hot chicks.

Guy 1: What the hell is the worm?
Guy 2: It's a sex move.
Guy 1: How do you know all this stuff?
Guy 2: Two words. Urban Dictionary!
Guy 1: Fuck

Urban Dictionary by sacksmoker May 30, 2014