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Urban Crusier

One of many forms of a peado. They can be identified by their large dark green trench coat, their huge black combat boots. They often wear a large white stetson hat with the rim just about covering their eyes. They wear a pair of tiny childrens sunglasses that are so small that they only cover the iris in their eye. They walk down the streets with their legs squatting very low and their torso leant back almost horizontally, they dangle their arms down and make a distinctive 'mmm' noise when they get close to a kiddy. They can be seen often at fences of primary schools.
The monks rang the church bells to warn the kids of the impending urban crusier
by Pr0zac 4 life February 5, 2013
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Urban Lowlife

An urban lowlife is one of those people who submit people's names as urban dictionary definitions that have to do with their personal life. Whether they define the person as good or bad, it's still annoying as hell.
"Susy definition: A smart, funny girl who's good at everything and....."

"Dammit, another urban lowlife"
by JakeCake October 22, 2009
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urban pigeon

a pigeon that gives zero fucks. normally they run away, but urban pigeons want to start a fight. they don't run away, but instead run towards you. they have no fear.
*bird runs towards you* oh shit man it's an urban pigeon!
by woahdude101 July 14, 2017
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urban fuckery

The act of being baffled by the rejection of one's urban dictionary entry; wallowing in one's creative sorrows as a way to make up for the blatant fucking confusion as to why such a glorious word was not published.
"I just submitted this legendary word and the editors at the urban dictionary headquarters rejected my idea. Bunch of urban fuckery is what it is."
by imperforate_anus January 19, 2013
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Urban Shuffle

Someone repeatedly pressing the shuffle button on Urban dictionary.
Guy 1 "Dude I'm bored"
Guy 2 " I know what we can do, let's Urban shuffle"
by Kyarren November 11, 2015
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urban shittery

when you KEEP GETTING REJECTED BY EDITORS
wow, this is Urban Shittery! if i keep getting rejected i'm going to hang myself...
by UnSanitary September 23, 2017
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Urban Dic It!

Whenever there is a sub-cultural difference in chatrooms and text messages, the term refers the person to go look it up in UrbanDictionary.com.

Verbal differences differ from different parts of the country and world.

Californians say "That's whats up!" while others in the northeast would say " That's the shit!"
Person 1: Dude...this guy told me i was an Alaskan Whaler's Harpoon..Do you know what that means?
Person 2: umm....you can Urban Dic it!
Person 1: Awww..thats when you have a small dick screwing a "large" girl...thats mean!
by Complex-Buddha July 29, 2009
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