Uncle Google

Uncle Google is like that scary older relative that your mum warns you about hanging around with, but you do anyway because he knows almost everything; and he can always be relied upon to show you some puppies. Unfortunately he also makes you look at dirty pictures too, whether you want to or not.

"I didn't know much about the Second World War, so I asked Uncle Google and he told me where to look"

by Chia Popsicle Twisty September 9, 2008

Uncle stevo

An aussie who throw boomerangs into a thunderstorm

I'm with uncle stevo, thunder crackles. YEEt!

by Maxcz October 17, 2019

Uncle Harambe

When your uncle pays you a special visit during the night and latches hold of your cock like Harambe and gives you a tug job so hard you think your dick is going to get ripped off.

I spent the weekend with my cousins. It was great until the Uncle Harambe. I’m still sore.

by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2017

Uncle Bourbone

A man who deals with patience, especially from people who can't control their autism.

Wow, he's really being a uncle bourbone to that guy!

by Godiswithmeandnotyou February 25, 2018

Uncle Stan

Drives a combine, loves sex in wheat fields and has an alcoholic nephew

look at all this flattened wheat

yeah a uncle stan was here
lmfao ok cool lets buy some alcohol

by Stanky Stanley January 7, 2020

Redneck Uncle

An uncle who takes you out to have the fun of your life, he shows you how the world works and how it should work. He teaches you how to talk to girls and how to stand up for yourself. he teaches you everything school wont, and no matter what hes got ur back. he also most likley drives any lifted vehicle, has fished or hunted, loves the offroad, and aint afraid of gettin dirty. prolly has a mullet.

Dallas: "who taught u how to get a girl like that and beat up her ex"
Kid: "my redneck uncle taught me"

by THE REDNECK UNCLE March 8, 2021

Uncle Spooner

When you spend the night at your cousin’s house and you wake up in the middle of the night being aggressively spooned by your uncle with a little something stiff knocking on your back door.

I thought I was dreaming till I realized I was awake and getting the old uncle spooner.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018