Uncle Google is like that scary older relative that your mum warns you about hanging around with, but you do anyway because he knows almost everything; and he can always be relied upon to show you some puppies. Unfortunately he also makes you look at dirty pictures too, whether you want to or not.
"I didn't know much about the Second World War, so I asked Uncle Google and he told me where to look"
by Chia Popsicle Twisty July 24, 2006
A dance in which your arms go limp, you lean your head back and flail your torso left and right. Made popular by Dane Cook.
by VaguelyVaginal May 13, 2010
by Dot, Dot, Dot... February 20, 2016
by Godiswithmeandnotyou February 24, 2018
A white person who hates the fact that they are white, or think that mistreatment/discrimination of (a white person because they are white)/white people is justified.
Person 1: It's impossible to be racist to white people and they should be discriminated against.
Person 2: But you're white...
Person 1: I don't care
Person: Oh you silly Uncle Patrick
Person 2: But you're white...
Person 1: I don't care
Person: Oh you silly Uncle Patrick
by hulk_1982720 August 08, 2023
It's the shitty poorer version of a sugar daddy. Usually they are slightly past middle-aged. Also they tend to go for the "less pretty girls." Essentially both a Splenda Uncle and the "less pretty girl" are settling for what they can get.
Jessica: "Shelly, what about him? He seems okay."
Shelly: "I guess... but he's definitely not a sugar daddy."
Jessica: "Of course not. But he could be your Splenda Uncle!"
Shelly: "I guess... but he's definitely not a sugar daddy."
Jessica: "Of course not. But he could be your Splenda Uncle!"
by leahylives4ever April 14, 2017
by Tim & Eleanor June 28, 2015