toilet paper touch

when you are wiping your ass and the toilet paper rips so your finger touches your asshole and possibly goes up the asshole by "accident"

dude i was taking a wet ass shit and the toilet paper was really thin so i accidentally did a toilet paper touch

by THE TOUCH July 15, 2009

same shit different toilet

used by eminem in his song so bad. It means something the same but, different.

person 1: hows life
person 2: same shit different toilet

translation: different day but its the same

by chrisbrownslover May 13, 2011

toilet rave

This act will only occur if the members of a party feel it is generally lacking in quality and/or excitement. Any equipment that can emit sound will then be taken into the nearest/most convinent toilet (most common devices are stereos and mp3 players) and the rave will begin.

"Dude this party is worse than poo nuggets, lets toilet rave."
"Sure, just let me get my i-Pod."

by internal October 18, 2006

toilet yodel

to vomit, usually accompanied by noises not unlike a garbled yodel

After too many shots of tequila and a couple chili dogs he proceded to toilet yodel.

by Schlager February 6, 2008

Toilet Tarping

To put unfolded toilet paper, napkins or paper towels down in the toilet to prevent backsplash from the shit hitting the toilet water. Works great for diarrhea!!

Biff: "Damn brosef, every time I take a shit the water splashes back into my asshole!"

Melvin: "Damn Biff, that shit sucks...I told you, you need to start toilet tarping..."

by Freees4224 June 28, 2009

toiletheadism

the worship and religion of the figure "toilethead"

let us pray in the name of toiletheadism

by ah jeez October 13, 2011

Toilet Dick

When your penis touches the inside of the toilet bowl

friend:"How's the new toilet you have installed??"
you:"It totally gives me toilet dick."

by Dontevenknow October 14, 2014