Tony

Sweet guy, a big people pleaser, and acts like a typical blond though. He will talk your head off about the things he is passionate about. His friends can be jerks though. Tony beats around the bush and sometimes is a sad betty. He says things are fine and then ruins a good mood bringing up silly things that he said wouldn’t bother him once before. Tony is polite, and can be a nice guy to get to know but watch out for that friend group. Sometimes people thinks he gets pegged only because Tony sometimes doesn’t know how to stand up for himself. He also doesn’t make sense sometimes when telling a joke. Adventures with him are fun though.

“Dude you’re still sad about that old truck you sold & the old barn that was torn down? You’re such a Tony.”

Girl 1: “Omg! Tony is a cutie”

Boy1: “i hear he gets pegged by his gf”

Girl1: “Now that I’ve thought about it… he looks like joe dirt :(”

by _the_all_knowing_ August 19, 2023

Tony

A weird ass nigga

That Nigga a tony

by Poodiwoo October 20, 2023

Tony

an incredibly gay man, the fruitiest name to exist

hey look at that guy, he's such a Tony.

by kuniikiida November 21, 2023

TONY

Increases the stereotype of purple lamp lovers because secretly he is a purple lamp.

Someone who steals lamps and does it in a horrible fashion

Goddammit man you better not be tonying up in there. Not again dude, I thought we talked about this

by Suppercheeseburger November 23, 2023

Tony

tony is the type of person who usually abuses you physically and emotionally. they never fail to make you feel bad about yourself. never trust tonys.

"God, your being such a fucking tony right now!"
"Tony has been beating me more lately..."
"Did you hear about Tony? They went psycho!"

by vottkick November 24, 2023

Tony

Tony is the kind of person who beats you 24/7 and never calls you back.

"Your boyfriend is such a Tony!"

by howcrazyareyou November 24, 2023

Tony

Tony's the kind of guy people would write about, like i'm doing now. He's kind, generous, funny, and especially handsome. He never fails to make someone smile or laugh. especially since he's the sassiest person I've ever met. He's sweet, and honestly in my opinion, perfect. He makes life feel better, even if we've been through tough times. He's never failed to make up for it. He gives the best hugs, and the best kisses. He loves everything about me and I hope to any God up there that he'll never leave me. He listens like no other, and it's even better when he looks at you with those starry, alluring , puppy eyes of his. He may be insecure and hate things about himself, but that's fine because i'll always remind him of how perfect he is. I just hope he knows how deeply I've fallen in love with him. (I'd k1ll someone for him :D)

Girl: "Do you know Tony?"

Me: " Of course I do, Why?"

Girl: "he's super cute, I really hope he'll like me back."

Me: "oh? Well I know like everything about him, I'll tell you what he likes after school at my place if you want?"

Girl: "sure!!"

(Later That evening)

Girl: <walking to the house>

Me: <runs her over>

:)

Happy ever after.

by A D D Y <3 January 23, 2024